Hogan: Okay...now where was I going again?
WWE's remake of Back To The Future failed when Kurt McFly pummelled Doc Hogan, who lost his crazy scientist wig.
Ref: Hey, look! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs!
HBK: Aaahhh! I'm stuck between Hogan's legs!
And in an ultimate "fuck-you" to the Montreal fans, HBK shits out a Hogan.
Bischoff: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Carlito: Heh.
Jericho: Tee hee hee! No seriously, why did Burt Reynolds shave off his beard?
Carlito: You got me, mang.
Cena: Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! [hits Jericho with arm]
Jericho: Oof!
Cena: Oh, sorry, thought that sign over there said "Waffles".
HHH's spirit is still with us. He shows us by shitting all over Cena, bird-poop style.
Cena goes on a rampage after Y2J and Carlito break the Titantron.
Cena shows us his skill by simultaneously flipping Carlito and telling Stevie Richards to pull his finger.
HHH [complete with Godly light]: Hey! What's goin' on down there? Nobody's getting over with the crowd while I'm gone, are they?
Jericho: You serious?
Ref: YES! It really works, just give me a minute and I will channel my katra through to John Cena and revive him...
We are now in Totally Useless Segment Hell (TUSH™)
(What's-her-face) completely ruins Ashley's moment by making fart noises.
Where will YOU be when your Useless Diva returns?
Coach: No, that's NOT $250 with "lots of zeroes" after it...
Ashley: I won money? Like, WHERE??
Stevie Richards tries to steal Ashley's check, but she's ready for him with a punch right to the nose.
Alas, Ashley only had one message: "New message...from...Terran Rich... received today...at...10:30...PM... GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!! beep"
Now point to your nose, Ashley...gooood...
Edge: NOOOO!! Not the X-Pac Sucking MACHINEANGRYFACEAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Kurt: No really, do I smell funny to you? How's my breath? ... Do you want to kiss me right now?
Finally, Big Show wins a match! LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER JOBBED TO HIS AWKWARDLY STUPID ASS!!
Antonio: Wow. He really works out...
Hurricane: Ack! Get this gay guy OFF of me!! Who IS he??