For the last time, Paul, even though he's the most entertaining guy on Raw and he's more over with the fans than the champ could ever dream of being, RVD's an ECW guy, so he's not getting pushed!
Sadly, due to a sceduling mix up, a match fans actually care about will be on Velocity.
Paul London wanted to do the world's first over the top turnbuckle northern lights suplex.
Kurt finally was able to watch tv and wondered
how in the HELL New England and Carolina made the Super Bowl.
So when The Rock comes back, his hair will probably look like this.
John Cena finally hit puberty.
Jamie Noble's new Total Package gimmick seems a bit unoriginal.
Rey was a bit upset that he was cut by the Panthers. He would have been a great offensive lineman!
Jamie needed help breaking that stubborn ringpost in half.
Rey had to resist the urge to look up a blind girl's skirt.
Jamie decided Lex Luger's gimmick sucked, so he tried HBK's.
The world was shocked to learn that Nidea wasn't blind, just stoned off her ass.
"So, Brock, any chance I'll win the title long before I've earned it?"
Most wrestling fans agree Brock's version of the Sharpshooter was even worse than The Rock's.