Since I just noticed that Cork's been pimpin' for his own "Best Of..." series in the Best Captions thread, I nominate these:

Kurt wasn't too pleased when he found out what Dawn had done with his real gold medals.

Shame on those Cruiserweights! Not even stopping during their match to help a blind lady cross the street!

Billy just knew the "I'm an ass man" lyrics would come back to haunt him someday.

Yup, Angle's turning heel alright. Reverting back to his shoe thief days.

"This one's for you, Sean my friend! This one's for you!"