And the Nominees for Cork's best of Raw Captions, January 26, are:
A year after it happened, Amy finally called out Lance and Christian to confront them about what happened that day on the highway.
It was a cold and shocking blackmail. Chris wanted a title shot, or he'd levitate both HHH and HBK up in the air forever!
Great way to resurrect an old recurring joke. Ha HAH! 
Much to the fans' delight, Jackie Gayda chose this moment to utilize her new "Stacy Kiebler with or without Panties" clap on device. One clap for upskirt, two claps for cold breeze...
Goldberg stared intently. If he looked long enough, those squiggly lines might tell him how to spell his first name.