No matter how embarassing, Charlie Haas couldn't resist the smell of strawberry, chicken soup, and Rhino ass.
"..it's electric, boogy woogy woogy..."
The Smackdown battle royal featured a variety of talent as well as the Big Show.
Luckily, Big Show is a gentile giant and waited patiently as John Cena relieved himself.
Sadly, this picture is misleading. Rikishi was able to pull of an excellent combination victory roll/hurricanrana.
by killing anyone with talent, Big Show wanted to make it clear that wrestling had no place in wrestling.
For the first time ever, Rikishi carried another wrestler in a match.
In a rare culture exchange, Billy explained how to put on Chaps as Eddy showed the principals of a columbian neck tie.
Soon after this pucture was taken, Norm MacDonald wondered why the hell everyone was singing.
Kurt realized this was the greatest wedgie oppertunity in the world.
Eddy retaliated by tying Kurt's boot to the rope.
But Kurt contined on with the old coochie cu on the foot.
then they both tried a painful titty twister but more painfully missed.
30 minutes later, Eddy was still feeling the effects of the botched prank.
Fortunately, the Smackdown roster always had Dawn Marie ready to kiss the boo-boo.