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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.
Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history! From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...
Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer: They have the Internet on computers now?
Homer: To start, press the Any key. Hmmm...where's the Any key?
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.
Ralph: My knob tastes funny!
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