Hogan: I be a real American. Fight 'fo tha life 'o everay guy!
JR: BAHGAWD A HIP TOSS! A HIP TOSS! WHAT A MOVE! BAHGAWD WHAT A TECHNICALLY SOUND WRESTLER THE HULKSTER IS!
The Hulkster is tuning up the band while Shawn gets sucked away by X Pac's sucking power.
Hogan: Oh these shoes are FABULOUS! You MUST tell me where you got them!
Bret: Dear Blog, GOD DAMN THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR STEALING MY MOVE!
Hogan: I have fingers, but they never fing... Oh, there they go...
Hogan: Come aboard the HOOOOOOOOGAN TRAIN!
Hogan does the biggest stunt of the night, as he does the Leg Drop of Doom off the glass ceiling.
Shawn: I see old people...
Batista: MOO BITCH! MOOO!
JBL: NO! *WHIP* MOOOO! *Sob* MOOOO MOOOO!
Michael Cole: And Batista with a powerbomb on Hitler!
(JBL does look a bit like Hitler there...)
Batista: Oh, that's nasty...
Cena: CHEESE MOTHER FUCKER! CHEESE!
Jericho: *Sigh*
Jericho: *Sigh*
Jericho: *YAWN*
Jericho: JUST PIN ME!
Jericho: Finally...