Writers: "Okay, we've got the story down for Hatt Mardy, but who is The Edge?"
Maria: "Ooh, ooh! I know!"
Writers: "That's nice, Stacy. Oh, by the way, you're being drafted to RAW."
Maria: "I'm already on RAW!"
Writers: "You don't have to be in character all the time, Christy."
Maria: