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*The Lord Helmet(sp?) of the Stupid n00bs arrives to clear everything up.*
Vastardikai: Watch it, I said fire across his nose, not up it!
Stupid n00b 1: I'm sorry sir, I'm trying my best.
Vastardikai: (takes one of the higher up n00bs aside) Who IS that guy?
Higher up n00b: He's an asshole sir.
Vastardikai: I know that, but what's his name?
Higher up n00b: That is his name. Major Asshole.
Vastardikai: Who the hell made him a gunner?
Stupid n00b 2: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Vastardikai: And who's that?
Higher up n00b: He's an Asshole too, sir. Phillip Asshole.
Vastardikai: How many Assholes do I have ON THIS BOARD?!
(All the n00bs stand up)
n00bs: YO!
Vastardikai: Just like I thought, I'm surrounded by Assholes.
(lowers his visor)
Vastardikai: KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES?
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