Masters: How are you, Big Gay Shawn?
Big Gay Shawn: I'm SUPER, Thanks for Asking.
The X-Pac Sucking Machine claims two victims...
Masters: Damn, Shawn has got a BIG HEAD!
Stevie Richards: Make with the head, son...
The Invisible Crucifix finally claims Kurt Angle.
The Referee is the only on who pops for Rob Conway...
Medic: You remember the Orton/Foley feud, right?
Matt: Yeah.
Medic: Guess who's playing the role of Foley?
Matt: I kinda figured that out, already...
Matt: God, why did I resign with the WWE?
The Jolly Green Giant is starting to rot.
Carlito: How do I get a push around here?
Ric: You don't Want to know.
Carlito: Yes I do.
Ric: Ok...
Carlito learned how right Flair was.
Torrie: That Randy Orton is hung like an elephant.
Ashley: I'd love to meet him!
Candice: Yeah... Right!
Introducing: The Punk Rock Cleavage Shot.
MRS. Show: HELLO EVERYBODY!
Referee: What in the hell is that?
Bischoff: We really need to teach Cena how to do a leapfrog...
Jericho: Oh, GOD, the Snapple Lady is LOOKING AT ME!
Bischoff: The Snapple Lady told me to give these to you.
Jericho: Ewww, they're her panties!
Jericho: I'm booked as the biggest joke in the company, my music career sucks, and I just got propositioned by the Snapple Lady. I DON'T WANNA LIVE!
Jericho: AW NO! THE SNAPPLE LADY FLASHED ME!
Jericho: GET THE SNAPPLE LADY AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!
Bischoff: I'm sorry, I can't. She's a paying customer.
Ref: She's a little rough, but she's not bad...
Bischoff: You're gonna go to that Hotel Room and you're gonna sleep with the Snapple Lady, and THAT'S FINAL!
Jericho: NO, ANYTHING THAN THAT!
Kurt: OWWWW! STEVIE RICHARD'S BIT MY FINGERS!
Kurt: When you're singing like Freddie Mercury, You have to have your face like THIS!
John: Oh, ok...
The finger biting was nothing compared to when Richards kicked Kurt in the groin.