Michaels still refused to believe that man evolved from apes, even when faced with the missing link.
"Hardcore foreplay" was found to be overrated.
In the wake of the popularity of Schneider on Raw, he he is, Arnold's stand-in.
HHH: Hass never told you what happened to your father...
Benjamin: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.
HHH:
I am your father.
Benjamin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
THE WUICKENING OVERPOWERS ME!
Poor Matt Hardy. First, he got the shaft from Lita. Then he got screwed by Edge, followed shortly by Vince. Now the transformation was complete, as he laid down for a faggot.
EMT: Who's the President, son?
Matt: VINCE MCMAHON!
EMT: I think there's something wrong with him.
JR: Why? He answered right.
EMT: ....
(Looking at the Titantron) Wow, KK was right. I really DO look like Adrian Paul.
"You must be dis tall to ride Carlito...Now DAT is kul."
CCC: Did the yforget to change your depends, old man?
Flair didn't buy the "fake Sneeze."
Ironically, this is the MOST promising future Rhiannon has...
...Knocked up in the middle of a WWE ring.
Lillian: Is the ring supposed to do that?
(Seriously, what's with the fisheye look?)
"So this is my football pose, and they were all like, 'what do you mean football,' and I'm like, it's all showmanship. But really, you know, I just like running with the boys, you know, getting down and dirty..."
Jericho: Eric, if you love me...Youll kill me now.
Fire Marshall Bill enjoys some ruthless aggression.
"Oh honey, you've broken a nail!"
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEA...Hey, where'd the other one go?
It was a weak hogan impression, but he was desperate for a crowd reaction.
Why do I have a feeling this is not a first?
Eric: Go get on the internet and wait for Brock Lesnar!
Jericho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fake Olympic Gold Medals: $50.
Bald Wig: $1.50
Tights with Custom Logo: $130.
Steven Richards hitting the Angle Slam on Cena in the main event: Priceless.
Angle: Crikey! The white thug is the most dangerous breed of wigger in north America!
We've switched Angle's regular baby powder with new Deluxe strength itching powder. Let's see if he noticed the difference...
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