Batista: No, seriously... did they get your name right, Benoit?
Benoit: Not unless my last name is Ty Hemme.
Batista: Oh man...
OJ: And step three, squint your eyes.
Benoit: Is this a good angry face?
JBL: No, stupid, THIS IS AN ANGRYFACEAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Batista: Heh heh, real funny, now there's not even a NAME PLATE on this belt anymore!
Orton: You no good, dirty rascal! Git back here!!
Bob: Son, do you shower regularly?
Randy: What?
Nitro: That's the worst angry face ever! Take THIS!!
Heidenreich botches a snap mare takedown.
Heidy: Ref...I have...just one last wish...
Robinson: What's that, Jon?
Heidy: Please, just...pull...my finger...
Robinson: Err...
Crazy: No! Get off of me, you silly man! [slaps Booker's head playfully]
Christian: Hey, I got one question...
Psicosis: Si?
Christian: Where can I get my hair done like yours?
Christian: Did you just call me a sucka? Tell me...you did not...just say that...
Kennedy: Yes, Stevie Richards is now my manager, and we're getting along just FINE, thank you!
Booker: Please, wait until after the commercial break to do your Midcarder-Sucking-Dick-For-A-Push impression. I've seen it a million times and, quite frankly, I find it offensive...that I never got a push as a result...
Juventud: Dat guy right dere? He is the HOMO, ese!
Crazy: Hey, wait up, mang! This ting can only go 10, 15 at the most!
Crazy: Look at what I found on eBay, holmes!
Randy: This guy right 'ere, is the... er, man.
Bob: [sotto voce] Yoooouuu were gonna say "homo", weren't you?
Randy: Pfft.