[Rob Ban Fan]

Originally Posted by Doink yakubu was lost, i heard a rumour he can only score at fratton park so he will only get a max of 3 all season, and that depends on us drawin them in both cups.

Last season he was absolute cack. He got lazy and shit and never bothered running for anything. His scoring rate was actually pretty cack but it looks much better cos he got about 7 penalties. Had we not sold David Unsworth it would've looked a lot worse.

He very rarely scored away from home but he did a few times and a lot of his goals were very lucky (Bolton at home one flicked up off de Zeeuw and his Yakubu in hte side of the head and went in. At home against you Quadrue put it in but I think Yak got credited with it.)

His game was all about pace and power, he has a shit touch and isn't a good finisher but when he ran at defenders, they cacked it. The problem was, some dickhead agent; Barry Silkman (who apparently works for Boro) unsettled him and he stopped running for us. We all figured that once he went to Boro he'd start working hard again but maybe not. *shrug*