Yeah, there were countless times when I wanted to shove an 8-inch dildo up my ass to divert my attention from the tube last night during the VMAs. At least they didn't give the best hip-hop video award to 50 Cent, or even nominate him. And having Tego Calderon there was pretty tight.
But I can't see how they can have VMAs anymore when they play music videos for like 30 minutes a day. Fuck man. I'm so frustrated with MTV. Used to be the best channel on cable. Now it's just... well... you know...
I want Daisy Fuentes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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