Fill in the blanks with your own sick twisted perceptions of wrestling reality! Funny ones all get reps. I may or may not do mine after everyone else's, depending on how original mine would remain.
Ross: We're live! We're live! Here at Wrestlemania 20, in MSG. Boy King we've had a hell of a show so far tonight. I just can't believe the match _______ and _______ just put on for us.
King: Oh, no doubt about it JR! When he pulled out the _______ and ________ his opponent, my eyeballs popped out of my head! It was unbelievable.
(This is late in the card, probably just past the halfway matches. Only two matches remain. ________'s music sounds!)
The fans are on their feet, chanting __________. And when _________ emerges from the crowd, everyone goes nuts!
Ross: Wow. This has got to be one of the ________ human beings I have ever seen. The ___________ of this guy is incredible.
King: Oh without a doubt, JR. I heard this guy can crush a beer can with his _____________!
___________ reaches the ring and goes his usual taunt. The crowd pops like hell. All the sudden, ____________'s music hits and a chorus of boo's erupts in the arena. _________________ makes his way down to the ring with a ___________ ___________ from his ______________. The crowd is shocked.
Garcia: The following contest is a ____________ match, scheduled for __________, and is for the World Wrestling Entertainment __________ Championship!
The bell rings.
Ross: Man oh man, this is gonna be a _______ knocker. This is _________ vs. ____________. Perhaps two of the ___________ superstars in history are about to lock up in the squared circle, and King, _________ couldn't be higher.
The two begin exchanging __________ and we're underway. The are jockying for ________ at this point, and it's still anybody's ____game. _________ begins to _______ his opponent on the ________, much to everyone's surprise.
King: Holy smokes JR! That guy is ________!
Ross: OH MAH GAWD, HE IS LITERALLY _________________________.
The match continues, with _________ in control. But __________ counters with a __________ to the __________. The crowd pops! ___________ is back to his feet, but quickly hit with the ____________! _____________ signals for his finisher, ______________! He hits it! 1! 2! Kick-out. He goes for it again! 1! 2! Kickout!
Ross: _____________________, in my entire _______________, have never ____________ like ___________ before!
King: Boy you got that right JR!
____________ begins to get frustrated, and goes for a ________ outside the ring. He begins to unload on his opponent with it, right in the ________, _ times, and the ref rings the bell. Booing erupts once again. When all the sudden, ___________'s music hits and _he rushes down to the ring, stopping _________'s attack with a _________! The crowd goes ________.
We break for an interview with _______, who is pumped for their upcoming match. This match is next!
Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, Wrestlemania 20 is brought to you by _________ _-_, and by _________. Hungry? Why wait! Grab a ______.
King: And by __________! Have fun in your very own home with a miniature version of ________!
___________'s music hits. The crowd is on their feet. This is by far the hugest pop of the night. __________ makes his way to the ring, preparing himself for the biggest match of his _______. The fans die down as _________'s music hits, and instantly everyone begins to boo so loud you can't even hear their music. He takes his time getting to the ring, spitting ________ into the air the whole way (Note! The preceeding line is a rep goldmine if you say the right thing!). Finally one last spit by the ropes, and the match is underway.
A long staring takes place, where _________ looks _________ up and down. The two lock horns. __________ gets the better of his opponent, and __________ steps back. They lock up again, this time __________ sends a _______ to his opponent's _________. The crowd _______s.
Ross: My _____ are literally _________, King. I've been waiting for this match for a long time.
King: I hear you, JR. My money is on _______ though, he's gotten quite a _________ in the past weeks. _________ is really dominating the match.
The two continue changing positions, until as King says, _________ begins to dominate. This goes on for a good __ minutes, until _______ reverses with a _________________________! The crowd is on their feet! He continues with many ____ to the ____, followed by _______________. The ________ champion seems to be __________, as __________ continues his assault. Near fall. ________ goes for another pin but gets a near fall again. Then all the sudden, ________ tries to counter with a _________ but hits the ref! The ref is down! _________ runs out, followed by _________ and _________, and they are stomping the hell out of ________! But all the sudden __________'s music hits and the crowd goes wild as they run to the ring holding a ___________, and begin to clear the ring! He executes a ________ on _________, then a ___________ to __________ and finally a hard stiff shot with the ________, leaving him in the ring with the two contendors for this match! The crowd cheers him to hit ________, and he is compelled by the fans to do so! He gives ____________ a mean shot to the _____________ and flees the ring as the ref gains consciousness!
The fans are pulling for ________ to get up and make the cover, and he does! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! The fans are going wild with anticipation as _________ stalks the champion, preparing to execute the __________! He connects! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! Oh my goodness! The champ kicked out! ___________ locks on the _________, and the champ screams in agony! And passes out from the pain! ____________ goes for the cover! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WORLD WRESTLING __________ CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN, ___________!!!!
Ross: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! _________ HIT THE ________ AND IT WAS ALL OVER! WHAT A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ELLOFAMATCH. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND TUNE IN TO RAW TOMORROW NIGHT, UNTIL THEN IM JIM ROSS FOR JERRY LAWLER, WISHING YOU A ___________!