Masters: Met oh ov mah fase!
Triple H: ... AND THE ANSWER IS NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER RUN!
Masters: .....
Shawn: ....
Masters: ....
Shawn: ... Could you stop touching my...
Masters: Oh, yeah, sorry...
Cena: That 'John' was getting between me and my fans. And so was that 'Cena'... From now on, you can call me Jena!
Everyone:
(That was a crack at P Diddy/Diddy, if you didn't get it...)
Jeff: Use the force, Matt...
*Matt uses the force.*
Jeff: I SAID USE THE WEED, NOT THE FORCE!
Matt: No, you said 'Force'...
Jeff: ... Oh...
If you thought Scaffold matches had very little action, wait until you see the 'Push 'Em Off a Ladder' match...
Matt: OMFG W00T! LOLZ!
JR: BAHGAWD THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE OFF THE TOP ROPE!
King: ... You couldn't be farther off...
JR: Oh... BAHGAWD UNPRITTIER OFF THE GRAND CANYON!
King: You never cease to amaze me, Jim...
Edge: I WANT MY DUCKIE! WHERE'S MY DUCKIE!? LITA GIVE ME BACK MY DUCKIE!
This picture was taken seconds after a park ranger asked Snitsky if he had a license to hunt Big Shows.