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**thebitch** · 01-31-2004, 08:26 PM

What the hell...why not?

Ross: We're live! We're live! Here at Wrestlemania 20, in MSG. Boy King we've had a hell of a show so far tonight. I just can't believe the match Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner just put on for us.

King: Oh, no doubt about it JR! When he pulled out the Roid Plex and kissed his opponent, my eyeballs popped out of my head! It was unbelievable.

(This is late in the card, probably just past the halfway matches. Only two matches remain. Benoit's music sounds!)

The fans are on their feet, chanting Benoit! Benoit!. And when Chris Jericho emerges from the crowd, everyone goes nuts!

Ross: Wow. This has got to be one of the sexiest human beings I have ever seen. The tits of this guy is incredible.

King: Oh without a doubt, JR. I heard this guy can crush a beer can with his Penis!

Benoit reaches the ring and goes his usual taunt. The crowd pops like hell. All the sudden, HHH's music hits and a chorus of boo's erupts in the arena. HHH makes his way down to the ring with a large video from his sex tapes with Vince. The crowd is shocked.

Garcia: The following contest is a "Who can get pinned by HHH quickest" match, scheduled for HHH Winning, and is for the World Wrestling Entertainment HHH IS GOD Championship!

The bell rings.

Ross: Man oh man, this is gonna be a flabber knocker. This is Benoit vs. Jericho. Perhaps two of the sexiest superstars in history are about to lock up in the squared circle, and King, my penis couldn't be higher.

The two begin exchanging chops and we're underway. The are jockying for being on top at this point, and it's still anybody's ballgame. Jericho begins to ball slap his opponent on the announcers table, much to everyone's surprise.

King: Holy smokes JR! That guy is huge!
Ross: OH MAH GAWD, HE IS LITERALLY A STONE COLD SIZED HOSS!

The match continues, with Benoit in control. But Jericho counters with a headbunt to the nipple. The crowd pops! Benoit is back to his feet, but quickly hit with the FINGER POKE OF DOOM! Benoit signals for his finisher, the crossface! He hits it! 1! 2! Kick-out. He goes for it again! 1! 2! Kickout!

Ross: OH BY GAWD, in my entire FAT GAY INFESTED LIFE, have never SEEN A GOVERNMENT MULE WHIPPED like ..a government mule before!
King: Boy you got that right JR!

Benoit begins to get frustrated, and goes for a condom outside the ring. He begins to unload on his opponent with it, right in the face, 10 times, and the ref rings the bell. Booing erupts once again. When all the sudden, Victoria's music hits and she rushes down to the ring, stopping Benoits's attack with a flash! The crowd goes bezerk as victoria shows her boobs!.

We break for an interview with Teddy Long, who is pumped for their upcoming match. This match is next!

Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, Wrestlemania 20 is brought to you by Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms and by Krispy Kreme Donuts. Hungry? Why wait! Grab a Krispy Kreme Donut.
King: And by Breast Milk! Have fun in your very own home with a miniature version of Lactating Barbie!

Mark Henry's music hits. The crowd is on their feet. This is by far the hugest pop of the night. Henry makes his way to the ring, preparing himself for the biggest match of his life. The fans die down as Big Show's music hits, and instantly everyone begins to boo so loud you can't even hear their music. He takes his time getting to the ring, spitting urine into the air the whole way (Note! The preceeding line is a rep goldmine if you say the right thing!). Finally one last spit by the ropes, and the match is underway.

A long staring takes place, where Big Show looks Henry up and down. The two lock horns. Henry gets the better of his opponent, and Slow steps back. They lock up again, this time Show sends a knee to his opponent's foot. The crowd boos.

Ross: My EYES are literally closed, King. I've been waiting for this match for a long time.
King: I hear you, JR. My money is on SLOW though, he's gotten quite a SLOW STREAK in the past weeks. Show is really dominating the match.

The two continue changing positions, until as King says, Show begins to dominate. This goes on for a good 1 minutes, until Henry reverses with a Kick to the arm! The crowd is on their feet! He continues with many kicks to the arm, followed by a bitch-slap. The fat champion seems to be crying, as Henry continues his assault. Near fall. Henry goes for another pin but gets a near fall again. Then all the sudden, Show tries to counter with a moonsault but hits the ref! The ref is down! Teddy Long runs out, followed by Jazz and Rodney Mack, and they are stomping the hell out of Show! But all the sudden KEVIN NASH's music hits and the crowd goes wild as they run to the ring holding a LEG BRACE, and begin to clear the ring! He executes a Big Boot on Jazz, then a tear of groin to himself and finally a hard stiff shot with the leg brace, leaving him in the ring with the two contendors for this match! The crowd cheers him to hit Henry, and he is compelled by the fans to do so! He gives Henry a mean shot to the nuts and flees the ring as the ref gains consciousness!

The fans are pulling for Show to get up and make the cover, and he does! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! The fans are going wild with anticipation as Show stalks the champion, preparing to execute the butt-ram from hell!! He connects! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! Oh my goodness! The champ kicked out! Show locks on the Sleeper!!!!!!!1!!, and the champ screams in agony! And passes out from the pain! Show goes for the cover! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WORLD WRESTLING FATT CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN, BIG SHOW!!!!

Ross: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! SHOW HIT THE sleeper AND IT WAS ALL OVER! WHAT A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ELLOFAMATCH. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND TUNE IN TO RAW TOMORROW NIGHT, UNTIL THEN IM JIM ROSS FOR JERRY LAWLER, WISHING YOU A GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER WRESTLING BITCHES!

01-31-2004, 08:26 PM	#2
thebitch thebitch is back Posts: 174	What the hell...why not? Ross: We're live! We're live! Here at Wrestlemania 20, in MSG. Boy King we've had a hell of a show so far tonight. I just can't believe the match Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner just put on for us. King: Oh, no doubt about it JR! When he pulled out the Roid Plex and kissed his opponent, my eyeballs popped out of my head! It was unbelievable. (This is late in the card, probably just past the halfway matches. Only two matches remain. Benoit's music sounds!) The fans are on their feet, chanting Benoit! Benoit!. And when Chris Jericho emerges from the crowd, everyone goes nuts! Ross: Wow. This has got to be one of the sexiest human beings I have ever seen. The tits of this guy is incredible. King: Oh without a doubt, JR. I heard this guy can crush a beer can with his Penis! Benoit reaches the ring and goes his usual taunt. The crowd pops like hell. All the sudden, HHH's music hits and a chorus of boo's erupts in the arena. HHH makes his way down to the ring with a large video from his sex tapes with Vince. The crowd is shocked. Garcia: The following contest is a "Who can get pinned by HHH quickest" match, scheduled for HHH Winning, and is for the World Wrestling Entertainment HHH IS GOD Championship! The bell rings. Ross: Man oh man, this is gonna be a flabber knocker. This is Benoit vs. Jericho. Perhaps two of the sexiest superstars in history are about to lock up in the squared circle, and King, my penis couldn't be higher. The two begin exchanging chops and we're underway. The are jockying for being on top at this point, and it's still anybody's ballgame. Jericho begins to ball slap his opponent on the announcers table, much to everyone's surprise. King: Holy smokes JR! That guy is huge! Ross: OH MAH GAWD, HE IS LITERALLY A STONE COLD SIZED HOSS! The match continues, with Benoit in control. But Jericho counters with a headbunt to the nipple. The crowd pops! Benoit is back to his feet, but quickly hit with the FINGER POKE OF DOOM! Benoit signals for his finisher, the crossface! He hits it! 1! 2! Kick-out. He goes for it again! 1! 2! Kickout! Ross: OH BY GAWD, in my entire FAT GAY INFESTED LIFE, have never SEEN A GOVERNMENT MULE WHIPPED like ..a government mule before! King: Boy you got that right JR! Benoit begins to get frustrated, and goes for a condom outside the ring. He begins to unload on his opponent with it, right in the face, 10 times, and the ref rings the bell. Booing erupts once again. When all the sudden, Victoria's music hits and she rushes down to the ring, stopping Benoits's attack with a flash! The crowd goes bezerk as victoria shows her boobs!. We break for an interview with Teddy Long, who is pumped for their upcoming match. This match is next! Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, Wrestlemania 20 is brought to you by Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms and by Krispy Kreme Donuts. Hungry? Why wait! Grab a Krispy Kreme Donut. King: And by Breast Milk! Have fun in your very own home with a miniature version of Lactating Barbie! Mark Henry's music hits. The crowd is on their feet. This is by far the hugest pop of the night. Henry makes his way to the ring, preparing himself for the biggest match of his life. The fans die down as Big Show's music hits, and instantly everyone begins to boo so loud you can't even hear their music. He takes his time getting to the ring, spitting urine into the air the whole way (Note! The preceeding line is a rep goldmine if you say the right thing!). Finally one last spit by the ropes, and the match is underway. A long staring takes place, where Big Show looks Henry up and down. The two lock horns. Henry gets the better of his opponent, and Slow steps back. They lock up again, this time Show sends a knee to his opponent's foot. The crowd boos. Ross: My EYES are literally closed, King. I've been waiting for this match for a long time. King: I hear you, JR. My money is on SLOW though, he's gotten quite a SLOW STREAK in the past weeks. Show is really dominating the match. The two continue changing positions, until as King says, Show begins to dominate. This goes on for a good 1 minutes, until Henry reverses with a Kick to the arm! The crowd is on their feet! He continues with many kicks to the arm, followed by a bitch-slap. The fat champion seems to be crying, as Henry continues his assault. Near fall. Henry goes for another pin but gets a near fall again. Then all the sudden, Show tries to counter with a moonsault but hits the ref! The ref is down! Teddy Long runs out, followed by Jazz and Rodney Mack, and they are stomping the hell out of Show! But all the sudden KEVIN NASH's music hits and the crowd goes wild as they run to the ring holding a LEG BRACE, and begin to clear the ring! He executes a Big Boot on Jazz, then a tear of groin to himself and finally a hard stiff shot with the leg brace, leaving him in the ring with the two contendors for this match! The crowd cheers him to hit Henry, and he is compelled by the fans to do so! He gives Henry a mean shot to the nuts and flees the ring as the ref gains consciousness! The fans are pulling for Show to get up and make the cover, and he does! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! The fans are going wild with anticipation as Show stalks the champion, preparing to execute the butt-ram from hell!! He connects! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT! Oh my goodness! The champ kicked out! Show locks on the Sleeper!!!!!!!1!!, and the champ screams in agony! And passes out from the pain! Show goes for the cover! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND, NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW, WORLD WRESTLING FATT CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN, BIG SHOW!!!! Ross: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! SHOW HIT THE sleeper AND IT WAS ALL OVER! WHAT A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-ELLOFAMATCH. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND TUNE IN TO RAW TOMORROW NIGHT, UNTIL THEN IM JIM ROSS FOR JERRY LAWLER, WISHING YOU A GOOD LUCK FINDING BETTER WRESTLING BITCHES!