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Originally Posted by Dark One
"You know, Renee, when I was in the third grade, my sisters traded me to Billy Winters for a six pound honey bake ham. I had to fight leprechauns for six weeks in a round robin tournament for my freedom. When I got home, my sisters had saved a single slice of ham for me. That's love."
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"And that was fun Renee but not as much fun at the time my sisters decided if they wanted to be dentists when they grew up they pulled three of my permanent teeth while I was fully conscious with nothing to deaden the pain
I couldn't have asked for a more lovely family"