SOMEBODY forgot his hemmeroid cream
D-von: Huh, so thats what Bubba's penis looks like
Bubba and D-von: YEAH! 18 time champions!
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nobody is champ more than me *starts struting* To be the man you gotta.....*falls asleep*
Paul: And remember...I am not telling you ANYthing that you don't already know
Sean O'Haire (
at his house): SON OF A BITCH!
All the out of shape german/jewish internet fans have a surprise for Bradshaw
Eddie: WHOA ESSE! THIS SWINGSET IS TRIPPY HOMBRE!
Doug: He didn't hurt his neck did he?
Realizing Eddie is too popular, Trips sends Eddie to popular wrestler purgatory.
Kenzo: WHATS THE ANSWER?!?
Spike: My heart is telling me Backstreet Boys...
(rep for the reference)
JBL: And that's the second time I got crabs...
JBL: Waddya mean I'm getting fired?!?!?
(sorry I got nothing for this)
Rey: STOP!
*Rey stops in mid-air*
Rey:....Hammer time!
Rey Mysterio, new "find the cream filling" champion
Vince: So JBL this Nazi gimmick is going to go over really well, I even got you a new finishing move...
......................God Bless America
RVD busts out the "stoner's elbow" to the delight of the crowd
Upon hearing that HHH is visiting Smackdown, Booker assumes the position
RANDY DID WHAT TO MY CAR!?!?!?!?
Taker: Dude I must be tripping...you're in the main event slot
RVD: No man I am
Taker: