Big Momma Dudley always warned Bubba that if he made faces long enough that he'd get stuck that way.
The Dudleys took it literally when they were told to take Rico and Charlie Haas for the "ride of their lives".
Paul thought it'd be funny to swallow the spit wad shot at him.
Paul tempted the giant fist to pull his finger, but he got nothing.
Rhyno's super glue and Rosey's shit came in handy for once.
Doug Basham got sloppy seconds on Eddie while the ref fought the awful after taste.
Eddie does his "Lita doing a moonsault" impression.
Kenzo's nose picking finisher was devastating.
Bradshaw's proposal to change the Texas Bull-Rope match into a Concentration Camp match was quickly rejected.
Eddie: "You can't wrestle for shit essa!"
Bradshaw: "Hey wrestling is just as easy as tieing a tie."
Rey tries to 1-up Rene Dupree's dancing by doing it on the top rope.
Michael Cole: "Tune in to next week's Smackdown where we will see Crusierweight Champion Rey Mysterio defend the title against a vacuum cleaner."
Luther: "Doesn't he bend like a Welshman?"
Mr. America's astonishing return!
Rene's invisible crucifix malfunctioned.
Rene was sure to remember RVD's number after he wrote it on his hand.
Seems like Rene was the only one who didn't take any drags out of RVD's stash before the match.
Taker was furious when he found out that Paul Heyman stole his eyebrows.
RVD learned the hard way that you don't smoke the ashes in the urn.
The fans got pissed when Taker wouldn't finish the Tombstone for five minutes.