[Kane Knight]

An outraged Bubba demanded the audience take back what they said about his mother.



D-Von (To self): Damn, this is the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" ever.



Paul Heyman: Once the head of the most Extreme wrestling federation on US TV, now only getting airtime on the condition that he deep throat a microphone.



When "Paint drying" was the top rated segment on this week's Raw, the scriptwriters got the wrong idea.



The Bashams' initiations had become increasingly bizarre.



It was all fun and games until Danny suffered a seizure.



FATALITY



Layfield's Reagan character went over worse than last week's Nazi gimmick.



JBL, your WWE Spelling Bee word is "responsibility."



The audience was amazed that someone had managed to sneak above the glass ceiling.



First he beat the glass ceiling, now this...Rey was beginning to suspect he was dreaming when he realised he was wearing nothing but a mask and a title belt.




Uncle Sam has become ten times as popular since the sex change.



Renee: It is cold out, no?



The WWE's rendition of Peter Pan flopped when Dupree learned he couldn't fly after all.




Nobody took Taker seriously when he told management he'd hold his breath until he turned blue if they didn't stop this stupid angle...




The only way Undertaker knows how to "carry" someone in a match.