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Old 05-25-2019, 10:13 PM   #321
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Going back and watching it from the start.

* Justin Roberts looking dapper and showing up for the occasion.

* Really don't like the Battle Royal is for a title shot.

* Nakazawa uses baby oil? This is a match with World Title implications.

* Love that MJF has got "heat." He's fucking great.

* A lot of these diamonds look like geeks.

* Shawn Spears looked good for a minute there, then got poked in the eyes. Is he wearing contacts?

* Jesus Christ, did Glacier just "freeze" someone? And is Janela smoking a cigarette?

* Wtf is a Marko Stunt?

* Tommy Dreamer looks like shit. And I don't know if trash can lids are what people remember from ECW.

* Hangman Page is the joke.

* Awful exchange between Janela and Page.

* Luchasaurus is in shape, but what a fucking awful gimmick.

* This would be fine if it didn't have tacked-on stakes. This is not making me want to spend any money on the promotion. As I type that they are doing an advertisement to suggest that if I enjoy this action I should buy the PPV.

* I'm enjoying Jack Perry in this match.

* Joey Janela is shit.

* Janela ate shit on that Chokeslam.

* Wtf is this Orange Cassidy shit?

* Jimmy Havoc looks like the lead singer from the Eurythmics.

* Jesus Christ, Havoc is shit too.

* Lol, they actually went with Hangman Page for an AEW World Title contender. He couldn't even hold fan attention against Luchasaurus. He's good, but nowhere near ready to be the guy they build around.

* Lots of WWE-style bullshit not sticking to their own rules, a fake-out finish, some cliched stuff and some bad indy comedy. I did like MJF and Jack Perry. Already forgotten a lot of the shit that happened, but some good eliminations informed by some really weird and abstract philosophical decisions.
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