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Here's my piss, they have all day to push this "Reality Era" crap. It wouldn't be crap if they taped some vignettes of Miz crapping in people's bags and having that be a cause for a match.
I would love to start a RAW with a red hot Undertaker(or anyone of credibility) storming to the ring to call the Miz out to answer for his poop crimes.
The Undertaker d. Miz via chokeslam/broken neck
Start the next segment with Triple H and Sin Cara sifting through the trash bins, looking for Seth Rollins and Bobby Lashley(obviously these guys are nowhere to be found), ending with Triple H pedigreeing Sin Cara into the arena floor. Triple H produces the Hardcore Championship and lays it by El Sin Cara dude. Out appears a challenger.
Steve Blackman d. Sin Cara for the WWE Hardcore Championship(welcome back block)
Roman Reigns backstage promo with Renee Young and The Rock cardboard cutout giving Roman lines to say. At the end of the Roman promo he lays out The Rock cardboard cutout and tells that sum bitch to belee dat. Kevin Owens comes out and almost kisses Roman on accident, leading to a match. If Owens wins he gets a shot for Roman to be his prom date.
Roman Reigns d. Kevin Owens via spear to the Steen spleen
While all this awesome segments are transitioning, have Daniel Bryan's face on the titantron appear from far away and slowly zoom until the next segment/match starts. The commentators don't mention it, but it frightens Byron Saxton to the point where he stabs himself with a pen and has to leave WWE for good.
Backstage segment with Barrett and Sheamus reenacting the awkward Snitsky/Heidenreich stares, then out pops Fit Finlay and they all go run roughshod on the Usos for being Rikishi sperm.
WWE Champion Sheamus destroys The Usos while Barrett and Finlay are tended to by medical staff for alcohol poisoning
Vince McMahon comes out and apologizes for the past decade, producing a CM Punk portrait he then throws to the ground and pisses on. Stephanie McMahon comes out and squats a huge dump on the pic. Shane O Mac comes out to a grand ovation, picks up the piss/poop soaked pic, Irish whips it into the turnbuckle and clotheslines it.
The New Day d. The Dudley Boyz via putting Devon through a table, they all pee on him and call him grandpa
Paige d. Charlotte for the Women's Championship(have them trade victories for 16 weeks, no one cares about that crap anyways)
Rusev promo with him threatening to floss Ziggler's teeth with his pubes, high fives Alberto Del Rio and they destroy the catering area while searching for Kanye West.
Main Event with Dean Ambrose v.s. John Cena, winner gets the next B-movie WWE Studios gig.
John Cena d. Ambrose after The Great Khali comes down from the rafters wearing a black overcoat and wielding a bat. He distracts the ref and takes out Dean with a bat. Dean comes to after 5 minutes and thinks he's back in the 1950s.
This leads to Crow Khali v.s. Pompadour Ambrose(The Ambrose TPWW wants) at TLC
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