SYNOPSIS:
Kevin Owens realizes that Braun Strowman is a clear and present danger in a multi-man match where there are no real rules, so he comes up with a sound strategy to form a loose alliance with the other people in the match to attempt to quell Braun's aggression. Literally every single other person tells Kevin to fuck off. The match happens, and suddenly everyone else realizes that Kevin's idea was right the entire time, but it's too late, and Braun wins.
Kevin realizes that Braun's might is worthy of respect, and being an astute businessman, he attempts to form an alliance with Braun. If you can't beat them, join them, they say. Braun, being a dick, tells Kevin to fuck off, but then proceeds to stalk him, lock him in a toilet, and throw him from twenty feet high through a table. The crowd goes wild.
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