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Old 08-21-2018, 09:44 AM   #16
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Strengths: Roman Reigns looks strong. Roman reigns looks mean. Terrifyingly greasy hair.

Flaws: Roman Reigns is terrible on the mic. Sucks on Twitter. Was only good in the Shield.

Solution: Break him. Completely destroy his character. Bring him back at the level of a badass ass-kicker with no other character traits, no mic time, and no required empathy from the fans. Turn him into Rhyno or a less talkative version of New Jack. Keep him away from the title until people start chanting his name. It may never happen, but oh well.

Yes, I'm aware that this is cliche and basically a form of "snaps and becomes a badass submission machine", but it's also the correct answer. Roman Reigns is trying to be a tweener, but in reality he's just lame.

John Cena, Brock Lesnar, generic place-holding heel, or super-hot flash in the pan fan favorite should be champ.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Roman Reigns sells a lot of merchandise and is the reason a ton of people buy tickets. In which case, fuck it.
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