Imagining the first time Hulk Hogan ever Hulked Up. He’s been beaten to oblivion by the dastardly heels. There’s no way he could possible survive. But what’s this? Real American is playing over the speakers! Hulk’s body is convulsing with each Rick Derringer guitar strum! He’s now up and fighting back! He’s found this extra gear we didn’t know existed! His adrenaline is pumping and he’s impervious to pain! He’s fought back against the villains and now he’s ready to hit his finishing move. He bounces against the ropes and hits his big leg drop, but oh no he landed on his bottom too hard and he eats the three count. Well, shoot.
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