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Originally Posted by Conspiracy Victim Vito
Using that GIF to fill out a WWE version of the G1, alternating back and forth between A block and B block...and alphabetizing because unsorted lists bother me.
A BLOCK
Booker T
Finn Balor
Johnny Gargano
Lacey Evans
Nikki Cross
Pete Dunne
Road Dogg
Sasha Banks
Taynara Conti
Velveteen Dream
B BLOCK
Ali
Becky Lynch
Curt Hawkins
Enzo Amore
Jinny
Otis
R-Truth
Ronda Rousey
Shane McMahon
Zack Ryder
A Block miles and miles better than B Block. RIP Jinny after Otis breaks her in half.
Though I did pop for Hawkins and Ryder being drawn to the same block.
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I'm going to be an ass and book it:
* The male Superstars all make a pact that they are not going to fight the women, except for Ronda Rousey, because she's Ronda Rousey and Becky Lynch because she kicks up a stink when they don't. Shane, Velveteen Dream and Road Dogg just fight the women, because they don't give a fuck. But the male wrestlers who don't wrestle the women agree to go to a draw, with 1 point a piece, with both the women and men agreeing to this getting 4 points.
BLOCK A:
* Booker T loses to Finn Balor, Johnny Gargano and Velveteen Dream. He beats Road Dogg and Pete Dunne (his one win over a current wrestler). He splits points with Sasha, Taynara, Lacey and Nikki to finish on 8 points.
* Finn Balor beats Booker T, Johnny Gargano, Road Dogg and Pete Dunne, with the splits taking him up to 12.
* Johnny Gargano beats Booker T, Pete Dunne and Velveteen Dream, with the splits taking him up to 10.
* Lacey Evans splits with Booker, Balor, Gargano and Dunne. She beats Taynara and finishes with 6 points.
* Nikki Cross gets the 4 points and then beats Lacey, Taynara and Sasha to get 10 points.
* Sasha Banks beats Lacey and Taynara, and also manages to squeak one out from Road Dogg when Snoop Dogg helps her out finishing on 10 points.
* Taynara loses all her matches but gets 4 points.
* Road Dogg loses to all the male talent, but beats all the women except for Sasha. This means he finishes on 6. His emphasized issues are with the women for being an Attitude era piece of shit and with Booker T, who is upset that a veteran would be so shitty.
* Velveteen Dream beats everyone except Johnny Gargano and Pete Dunne, meaning he finishes Block A as clear winner with 14 points.
* Pete Dunne loses to Booker T, Balor and Gargano, but gets the 4 points and beats Road Dogg and Velveteen Dream to finish on 6, but he does beat the winner of the block.
BLOCK B:
* Everyone beats Enzo Amore. who finishes on 0 points.
* Ali loses to Becky Lynch, Ronda Rousey and R-Truth (through deceptive means), but still finishes with 12 points.
* Becky Lynch beats Ali, Curt Hawkins, Enzo Amore, Jinny, Shane McMahon, R-Truth and Zack Ryder to finish on 14 points, without any handout.
* Ronda Rousey beats Ali, Becky Lynch, Curt Hawkins, Enzo Amore, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Otis and Jinny to finish on 16 points. She loses to Shane McMahon after Shane suffers an embarrassing loss to Becky and then appoints Scott Armstrong as the referee for this match so he can beat Ronda.
* Curt Hawkins beats Jinny, Zack Ryder and Enzo Amore, as well as the shocker being Shane McMahon, which gives him 8 points, which is impressively high for him.
* Jinny gets 2 points by beating Enzo Amore.
* R-Truth beats Ali, Enzo Amore, Jinny, Otis and Zack Ryder, which finishes him on 10 points.
* Otis beats Enzo, Jinny, Hawkins, Ryder and Becky to finish on 10 points.
* Zack Ryder loses to everyone except Enzo and Jinny for 4 points.
* Shane loses to Ali, Becky and Hawkins. He uses a crooked referee to beat Ronda and Otis. He finishes on 12 points.
FINALS:
* Velveteen Dream beats Ronda Rousey.
Man, that would suck.