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Old 02-25-2024, 08:32 AM   #28
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I didn’t bring myself to watch the show. I just don’t care for the Chamber as an event.

What I’m hoping for coming out of this though:

SPOILER: show
* Randy Orton and Logan Paul have a US Title match in the main event of Smackers one week. Logan retains after Nakamura interferes and costs Orton.

* Nakamura begins targeting Orton — for 18 months the WWE was a pleasant place rid of the evil Randy Orton. But now justice must make sure the Viper has its head cut off. Orton says Shin might be a legend in Japan, but he’s a legend the globe over. And maybe he’s heard about what Orton does to legends?

* Nick Aldis can’t sign the match. Orton can RKO him out of frustration. “Just make it happen.” Aldis reaches out to Pearce and it’s established that Aldis owes Pearce.

* Nakamura keeps up the Shinanegans with Orton, who says he’s not going to be rattled because he’s been in the ring with Undertaker, Kane, Bray Wyatt. Nakamura calls Orton an entitled American with no respect for others. He has beaten Orton before and he will do so at WrestleMania and continue his campaign towards the WWE Title.

* Orton struggles with Nakamura at Mania. He does a crotch chop when Nakamura does his “come on!” Nakamura lines Orton up like he’s going to kick him in the head, punt-style, but he slows down and scrapes his boot on Orton instead. “How dare this man call Orton disrespectful!” Orton fires up, makes his comeback, Nakamura panics and tries to put it away, but his serious attempt is dodged and Orton hits the RKO for the win.

* Logan Paul has a Ladder Match with Kevin Owens for the US Title. Logan says he’s going to be the new Mr. WrestleMania and he’s going to do what Shawn Michaels couldn’t — win his Ladder Match. Logan works over the hand of Owens, making it difficult for him to climb. Owens keeps fighting, but Logan pulls out brass knuckles when they’re fighting on top and clocks Owens. Logan slips the knuckles in his tights like people didn’t just see him do it and retains the US Title.

* Logan Paul is interviewed post-match and he says that you just witnessed the true main event of WrestleMania, because no one can follow that. Cue LA Knight’s entrance and a foreshadowing for a match between them.

* LA Knight and AJ Styles have a match at Mania that is built around Styles feeling like Knight is taking his spot. Knight made the Chamber and AJ didn’t. At Mania, Styles comes out with an Undertaker aesthetic. They crash through an announce table at one point. Maybe off the Phenomenal Forearm spot if they can pull it off. Styles gets him back in the ring but Knight kicks out. AJ looks for a Styles Clash. Knight hits a back body drop. He goes for the BFT, but AJ spins out and actually scoops Knight up for a Tombstone. Knight reverses into position for one of his own. Boom. Knight then hits Sister Abigail as a tribute to Bray and the win.
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