Fandango would be a perfect guy to have join Shane McMahon. One of the guys that got given stupid shit and has had all his talent wasted over the years because Vince is not happy the ballet didn't get over. Give him a "This is not ballet" t-shirt and have him flanked by a different hot woman each week. He starts using the ring name "Not Fandango." Every promo he cuts ends with his Fandango theme song ringtone going off because "Lindsay" is calling. "I can't talk right now, Lindsay..." can be his sign-off line as he walks out of each interview with the extremely lustful Renee Young.
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