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Old 03-06-2023, 11:58 PM   #25
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Please generate a transcript of a rap battle between Jim Cornette and Kenny Omega.

Quote:
[The scene is set on a stage with a microphone in the center. Jim Cornette and Kenny Omega face each other, each with their own posse in the background. The beat drops and the rap battle begins.]

Jim Cornette:
Yo yo yo, listen up you marks,
I'm Jim Cornette and I'm here to spark,
Some rhymes that'll make you shake in your boots,
Cause when it comes to rapping, I'm the king of the coots.

Kenny Omega:
Hold up, hold up, let me interrupt,
You may be a legend, but you're out of luck,
Cause when it comes to rapping, I'm the cleaner,
And you're just a relic, a has-been, a screener.

Jim Cornette:
You may have some moves in the ring,
But when it comes to rhyming, you don't know a thing,
You're just a video game character, a pixelated clown,
I'm the real deal, I'm the talk of the town.

Kenny Omega:
You may have been a manager, a commentator,
But in the ring, you're just a hater,
You talk about the good old days,
But the truth is, you're stuck in your ways.

Jim Cornette:
I may be old school, but I know what's real,
And when it comes to wrestling, I'm the real deal,
You're just a cosplay wrestler, a phony,
I'm the one and only, the one and only.

Kenny Omega:
You may have some fans, but they're stuck in the past,
While my fans know that I'm gonna last,
I'm the king of the indies, the king of the world,
While you're just a relic, a fossil, a curled.

Jim Cornette:
You talk a big game, but can you back it up?
I've seen your matches, and they're all just fluff,
You may have some high spots, some flips, some dives,
But when it comes to wrestling, you're just telling lies.

Kenny Omega:
You may have some knowledge, but you're out of touch,
Your ideas are old, they don't mean much,
I'm the future of wrestling, the leader of the pack,
While you're just a relic, a fossil, a hack.

[The beat drops one last time, and the two wrestlers face off before the crowd cheers and the rap battle comes to an end.]
I mean impressive for something that generated in literally 20 seconds....but also a bit repetitive.

Also the computer's unwillingness to say fuck also dampers it a bit
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