Only actual comparison is this: Joey Ryan, like Rick Rude, has a mustache.
Kind of wish Rude was still alive, though. He would be the top heel in the Indies for two reasons:
1. He'd draw women, the anathema of the Indy Wrestling Fan.
2. He would cut the greatest promos in the world, making the fans absolutely loathe him. And he wouldn't even have to lie. It would be something to the extent of "Joey Ryan, we are a lot alike. People want to see both our dicks. The only difference is, the people who want to see my dick don't have one of their own."
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