Originally Posted by Tom Guycott
I had to do a triple take. Read that as "porno" multiple times.
I honestly would be interested in seeing this match, if there was some actual story behind it. Something like, her being the one to ask for it because if she can hang in a 10 minute match with Lesnar, it proves to everyone she can hang with any woman on the roster.Yeah, I know it wouldn't happen with all the "connotations" about man on woman violence, and anyone around who possibly feels like Jim Cornette does about Omega vs Haruka. I'd chalk this up to one of those suspension of disbelief things that could be a fun watch.
However, as a fantasy scenario, and again, one that runs under a time limit stip, I would see it ending up where initially Brock keep questioning Paul why he even is here, and Kairi keeps provoking Brock, eventually pissing him off to where he actually attacks - which is what she wants (and I'd make sure the announce team specifies that point) she gets ragdoll'd for most of the 10 minutes since pissed Brock doesn't care if you're a man or a woman, but she keeps getting back up and throwing offense at him in spite of most of it not working (a little bit of it has to work, because even though it is one sided, she has to have an opportunity to throw an Insane Elbow or two. Even a half sell of the elbow by Brock would go a long way). Kind of like that whole Jeff Hardy/Undertaker match where Jeff kept grabbing a mic and saying "I'm not finished yet..." every time Taker left him for dead.
During the match, all the women gradually empty out of the back to watch from the stage/ramp. One or two might even try to come down and help her, and Sane just yells at them and makes them back off. At the end, of the time limit, she slowly gets up and steps back up to Brock and possibly even goes to shake his hand. Brock blows this off 100% and is all like "fuck this crazy bitch" and leaves. Kairi slowly moves to the back under her own steam, and all the girls start giving her an ovation except Bazler, who blocks her way. After a staredown, Shayna just gives a stern nod of respect, and steps out of Kairi's way to let her continue her way to the curtain. The whole thing would also need top-notch work from the booth, too.
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