Man, it must suck to be John Cena. A few months ago he was trying to get a main event match with The Undertaker at WrestleMania, as a part time wrestler part time movie star, and about to marry a beautiful woman. Now, after losing that match, he has been on the way down, he hasn't had a successful movie since then, his wife and him appear to be on the outside, and now look at him. A door man at a midscale hotel who will park your car if you tip him a fiver. Hell, most fancy hotels don't let you get your chin that scruffy, so he's probably one more customer complaint away from the dole. What a fall from grace.