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Old 01-23-2011, 08:36 PM   #4438
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Universal Soldier: The Return
Entertainment wise - 10/10
Storyline/dialogue - 0/10.

It's a terrible story with terrible dialogue with horrible one liners from Bill Goldberg. Van Damme kicks Goldberg out a window, landing on a car, Goldberg replies "I hate that guy." Goldberg picks Van Damme up by the throut and says "I never did like you." Goldberg tries to drown Van Damme in muddy water and says "Have a drink." Other than the dialogue and the terrible story, it's entertaining as hell and it's so much fun to watch! Also, Goldberg SPEARS someone! Also, Megadeth's Crush Em is involved in the credits!
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