"Renee. Did I ever tell you how I got this scar. Well my oldest sister wanted to be a magician and needed someone for the sawing the body in half skit. Nobody in the house ever watched that old show on FOX where magic tricks got exposed so my sister just winged the trick on the fly.
.. No not that scar Renee, this one. That other scar was when one of my sisters' promised a pinata for a friend's party and used me instead as a last minute replacement."
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