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They ought to make a version of A Christmas Carol featuring WWE superstars.
Scrooge: Triple H
"I am that damn stingy!"
Jacob Marley: Shawn Micheals
"In life, I was the showstoppa!"
Bob Cratchett: Chris Jericho
"Mr Scrooge, would you please SHUT THE HELL UP!
Ghost of Christmas Past: Ric Flair
"To be the man, you gotta have Christmas Spirit!"
Ghost of Christmas Present: Kurt Angle
"I'm a freaking Christmas hero!"
Ghost of Christmas Future: Undertaker
Just says "Rest in Peace" at the end
Two guys who come collecting for charity: JR and Lawler
"Bah gawd man, where's your Christmas spirit???"
"Forget it JR, there's no puppies here."
Little kid at the end: Booker T
"Why, it's Christmas day, sucka!"
Also featuring:
Trish Stratus as Mrs Cratchett
Rey Mysterio as Tiny Tim
Theodore Long as other Cratchett son
Victoria and Steven Richards as Cratchett Daughters
Jonathan Coachman as Scrooge's ghostly doorknocker
John Cena as Scrooge's Nephew
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