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Hello, everyone. Sorry for the late start on this, but staying out and rocking out late into the night takes more out of me than it used to. Nonetheless, I will not shirk my duties! It's time for another Rate the Game! Sadly, we haven't had any breakout stars these last few weeks. Nothing so far has come close to breaking that sweet 4.0 barrier that the real winners earn. Last week's ToeJam & Earl was no different. Observe...

Rate the Game Results

1. Super Mario World (4.81)
2. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (4.8)
4. Hitman: Codename 47 (4.75)
5. Mass Effect (4.75)
6. Goldeneye 007 (4.72)
7. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)
8. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
9. Super Mario Bros. 2 (4.5)
10. Portal (4.5)
11. Red Dead Redemption (4.5)
12. Chrono Trigger (4.5)
13. Final Fantasy 3 (4.5)
14. Silent Hill 3 (4.5)
15. Mega Man 2 (4.44)
16. Donkey Kong Country (4.44)
17. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (4.44)
18. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)
19. God of War (4.4)
20. Mega Man X (4.36)
21. Metal Gear Solid (4.33)
22. BioShock (4.33)
23. Perfect Dark (4.3)
24. Shadow of the Colossus (4.28)
25. The Last of Us (4.28)
26. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)
27. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)
28. Resident Evil 2 (4.14)
29. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)
30. Super Mario 64 (4.07)
31. Grand Theft Auto 3 (4.06)
32. The Legend of Zelda (4.06)
33. NBA Jam (4.05)
34. Super Mario Kart (4.0)
35. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (4.0)
36. Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 (4.0)
37. Super Smash Bros. (4.0)
38. Super Metroid (4.0)
39. The Simpsons (4.0)
40. Resident Evil 4 (4.0)
41. EarthBound (4.0)
42. Fallout 3 (4.0)
43. Mirror's Edge (4.0)
44. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (4.0)
45. Donkey Kong Country 2 (4.0)
46. Banjo-Kazooie (4.0)
47. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)
48. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (3.92)
49. Mega Man (3.89)
50. Castlevania (3.86)
51. Contra (3.86)
52. Devil May Cry (3.86)
53. Half-Life 2 (3.85)
54. Half-Life (3.83)
55. Final Fantasy 8 (3.83)
56. Infamous (3.83)
57. SimCity 2000 (3.8)
58. Final Fight (3.8)
59. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)
60. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)
61. Double Dragon (3.75)
62. Max Payne (3.75)
63. Tetris (3.69)
64. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)
65. Alan Wake (3.66)
66. Diablo (3.66)
67. Xenoblade Chronicles (3.66)
68. F.E.A.R. (3.66)
69. Mortal Kombat (3.65)
70. Doom (3.625)
71. StarFox (3.61)
72. Resident Evil (3.58)
73. Kirby's Adventure (3.57)
74. Ninja Gaiden (3.5)
75. Burnout Paradise (3.5)
76. Thief: The Dark Project (3.5)
77. Dark Souls (3.5)
78. Shinobi (3.5)
79. Dead Space (3.4)
80. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)
81. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)
82. Crash Bandicoot (3.33)
83. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (3.33)
84. Wolfenstein 3D (3.33)
85. Dead Island (3.33)
86. Left 4 Dead (3.33)
87. Nights Into Dreams (3.33)
88. Condemned: Criminal Origins (3.33)
89. Gauntlet Legends (3.28)
90. Gears of War (3.27)
91. Borderlands (3.22)
92. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (3.22)
93. Duke Nukem 3D (3.2)
94. Darkstalkers (3.2)
95. Quake (3.2)
96. SoulCalibur (3.16)
97. Pac-Man (3.125)
98. Killer Instinct (3.11)
99. Virtua Fighter (3.09)
100. Rock Band (3.09)
101. Earthworm Jim (3.0)
102. Metroid (3.0)
103. Time Crisis (3.0)
104. Tekken (3.0)
105. Halo 2 (3.0)
106. Destiny (3.0)
107. The Secret of Monkey Island (3.0)
108. Sonic Adventure (3.0)
109. Shenmue (3.0)
110. Guitar Hero (2.875)
111. Ecco the Dolphin (2.85)
112. Streets of Rage (2.84)
113. Altered Beast (2.8)
114. Bayonetta (2.75)
115. ToeJam & Earl (2.75)
116. Assassin's Creed (2.71)
117. Gauntlet (2.71)
118. Dead Rising (2.71)
119. Bionic Commando (2.66)
120. Saints Row (2.66)
121. The Sims (2.6)
122. Killer Instinct 2 (2.6)
123. Silent Hill (2.6)
124. Tomb Raider (2.55)
125. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)
126. Twisted Metal (2.42) 127. Crackdown (2.42)
128. Golden Axe (2.33)
129. Gran Turismo (2.3)
130. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)


Yeah, landing at number 115 with a 2.75 overall score is pretty rough. There has to be something in the new pile that can get over the sting of mediocrity, no? What's on tap this week?



Well, I'm no RPG expert so who's to say where this week's title is going go? It's the Secret of Mana! Is its secret that it's a top dollar game? That's for you all to decide as you rate this sucker and talk it out. Have fun.