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This gives me an idea, there should be a hero called "Bait-Man" who jerks off to scare criminals away. Sort of like a good guy sex offender. His backstory can be that he was arrested for exposing himself in public, but cleaned up and became a hero who exposes himself to bad guys to scare them away.
Damsel in distress : HELP! I am being assaulted by a creep.
Baitman : *loading PornHub on his tablet* Hey villain, you wanna see a show?
*opens his large coat*
Villain : GROSS! I just lost my boner.
*runs away*
*Damsel in distress : runs away"
Baitman : Damn it! Not again.
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