[Helmsphere]

This seems like the best time as ever to repost my porn review.

Originally Posted by Helmsphere Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Review So like every good porn ever, We get a backstory because we need to be told what the Turtles backstory is. We see Master Splinter....I'm sorry Master Sphincter telling us how his sons were raised. Apparently a guy from the Nuclear Reactor close by, couldn't wait to rub one out, instead of waiting till he got home, He decided in the middle of the street, to rub one out, His Spooge must be strong and all that explosure to Nuclear Materials must of turned him into Peter North, because he gave our Heroes there first cumshot at babys. A Serbia flim clearly has nothing on this backstory...The Spooge caused them to mutate, but more importantly in the groan area. Master Sphincter taught them to be black belts in the art of fucking. We are given the most epic opening theme song ever. Clearly the best Ninja Turtle cover I have ever heard in my lifetime. So we see Leonhardo, Dongatello, Raphallus and Michangblow watching April O Neil on the television, The best part of this porn. April O'Neil is played by Pornstar April O'Neil. Eventually the Spreader comes to cut our heroes down to size and to trim there ten inch dongs, while this is happening Casey Bones decided that April couldn't be let out of the action. After a decent blowjob, and some sex and a tit cumshot, The Turtles insult Casey and offer April some real cock, she says no, but when she sees those giant 10 inch mutant cocks, She can't help herself. She jerks there cocks with a smile on her face bigger then any Make a Wish kid when there dream is met. Clearly April has been waiting her entire Pornstar life to have a circle jerk with 4 10 Inch Cocks, which proceed to show her the secret of the Ooze. Seriously i've never seen a woman so happy to jerk off fake cocks before. Overall 7/10...