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![]() Maria: "Oh, but baby, you're my savior. Can't you get me my job back?" CM Punk: "You're gonna have to work for it." (unzips pants) ![]() "This little guy right here is the only friend I need. His name is Fella." ![]() "But I can post on TPWW. I'm a SMART mark." ![]() ".....Because even though I have legs like a girl and refuse to wear knee pads, I am DASHING!" ![]() Chris Jericho: "So whaddaya say, Randall, do you want to be a contestant on my new game show, Downfall?" Randy Orton: (Asks the voices in his head) ![]() "Go 'head, smell 'em." ![]() "Please! Somebody help me! I'm being pulled under the ring by Pat Patterson!" ![]() "It was a SQUIRREL? Psycho Sid had a fight with a SQUIRREL?!" ![]() The Real World: San Francisco Last edited by Providence Peep; 08-18-2010 at 01:02 AM. |
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#2 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() It's true... I am the mastermind behind the Nexus! And you'll never get me Lucky Charms! |
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Just Sayin'....
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#5 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() AAAAWWWWWKKKKKWWWWWAAAARRRRDDDD! |
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#6 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Edge never expected his hand to turn heel on him: gouging him in the eye. ![]() John: What d'ya mean they misspelled "Knocks?" ![]() The Swog's version of the Heartbreak and Triumph book cover wasn't as well received. ![]() Someone has just seen the Two Girls, One Cup video... ![]() Punk: his only addictions are Competition and Pussy. But mostly Competition... ![]() When asked if he was willing to play Pennywise in a WWE Films remake of "It!", guess who was unamused... ![]() Randy: You Suck! Chris: Yeah, well at least I don't injure myself on a taunt... Randy: ![]() ![]() Guy #3: Why is that first guy holding his butt like that? Guy #2: Because paddling is the FIRST thing Miz does to your ass... ![]() |
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#7 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() I think the Miz is gonna cash in! ![]() |
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#8 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() Another satisfied customer of DDP's self help seminars. ![]() Basic Thuganomics Lesson #1: There is no "K" in knocks. ![]() "Am I going crazy, or have I seen this ECW "One Night Stand" thing before?" |
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#9 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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![]() So they're gonna train me here? |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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img fail.
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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![]() Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight? ![]() The same thing we do every night, Pinky ![]() Me fail english? That unpossible! ![]() Vince finally gave in and listened to Dixie Carter Speak ![]() Miz: IM THE MIZ, AND IM.... Bent over guy: Oh God, please finish that sentence |
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#13 |
He's Here
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![]() Punk: Mmm, I can't.... *Sniff sniff* Have you been drinking? Maria: ....uh... yeah... *SLAP* |
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The Great Pink Hope
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![]() At the AGM, Vince regrets asking how much money WWE films took in the last year. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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![]() Cody threatens to ingest all WWE microphones until the culprit who took the end of his forefinger comes forward. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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![]() Hornswoggle comes so close from escaping the horrors of Orlando Jordan's bed, but is pulled back in by his ankles.... ...he was raped. |
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yes. yes. yes.
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![]() Coming soon to SyFy! The all-new US version of DOCTOR WHO! Starring John Cena as the invincible Doctor and the all new TARDIS which has a GYM inside! You Can't See Him (when he's travelling through time)! ![]() I am the best in the world at what I do Randy, and that is STYLING YOU BABY! Ooh, sort that hair out WOULDN'T YOU? Oh my gosh, have you time for a facial bath? ![]() CM, you'd tell me if you thought any of the other Diva's were better looking than me, wouldn't you? Er, yes, Maria...*unzips*...yes. |
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#18 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() Do you understand....why I'm standing....this close... to you.... right now! |
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All Hype
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Ball So Hard University
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![]() Here's to hoping this asshole finds the off button. ![]() Add John Cena as a friend ![]() Scott Steiner years after his HHH burial ![]() Bret Hart beat The Rock in Best Wrestler polls? (seriously folks, the fuck. fan reactions aren't even close, face or heel) ![]() For the love of God, shave that off and dye it red. ![]() BACK OFF BRO OR I'LL TELL THEM YOU INJURED MY BREATH I give up, havent been good at this in years |
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#21 |
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#22 |
Amazon Affiliate
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![]() Cena: You guys ever wonder what it's like for people who can't see their 8-packs? |
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"I just found out that I could've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" ![]() Randy Orton: What do ya think, Hunter? How do I look? Triple H: Randy, you look like a total douche bag Shawn Michaels: I'm glad I'm retired ![]() Ric Flair: Hey Hogan, how's Brooke doin' these days? You want me to swing by the house and take her for a ride up Space Mountain? Hulk Hogan: Now wait a minute, brother..... |
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Black Sheep Jew
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![]() Thank you for joining us on the Price is Right make sure to help control the pet population by spaying and neutering your pets. |
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Cena's Chick: "Oh the Champ is here and we're in love." John Cena: "Oh man, I gotta take a crap!" |
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#26 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Ric just realized that, to finish all of his alimony payments, he'll have to wrestle until the day he dies... (Note: If this caption doesn't seem to be funny, keep in mind that it isn't meant to be.) ![]() Randy: (with a lisp) Well hello, Sailor! ![]() Hunter: ![]() Shawn: He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good at that. ![]() Ric: And this is what Linda did to me last night. Hulk: ![]() Sean: I'm gonna have to pay Linda a visit... We switched John Cena's champagne with lemon juice. Let's see if he notices! ![]() Add Red Bull to the list of things one shouldn't use as embalming fluid... ![]() We changed John's script from a WWE Films action movie to a Gay Porn. Let's see if he notices the difference. Ted: We won tonight! You know what this means right? Cody: We get to play G.I. Joes tonight? ![]() Hulk just realized that, to pay for all the alimony from his gold digging ex-wife and his surgeries, he's gonna have to do Rent-a-Center and Debt Help commercials until the day he dies. (Note: If this caption doesn't seem funny... Keep in mind that it should. And just be happy that he can't wrestle anymore.) |
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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WOW, the years really havent been good to Macaulay Culkin Rick Flair was just told the Omelet Bar was closed and the Holiday Inn Ted: Oh, this case is giving such a huge clue Cody: Yea, I got such a raging clue too This is your brain on Cena. Any questions? |
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![]() Dumb Kid: Dude, you're Dolf Ziggler, you're a bad guy. You suck. Dolf Ziggler (drunk and delusional): No, kid. I'm The Undertaker. Rest. In. Peace. ![]() "Fuck him up, Cena! Fuck him up!" (ECW chant) Ted: "You see this championship belt, Cody?" Cody: "Yeah, Teddy. It's nice 'n' shiny." Ted: "What do you say we go back to my hotel room and wrestle for it?" Cody: "Dashing!" "Oh no! We're doing everything we can and TNA still sucks." Last edited by Providence Peep; 07-22-2010 at 06:12 PM. |
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#29 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() Orton: "Don't look at me like that. The voices in my head talked to me. Said it'd be a good look. What do you guys think?" HHH: I got nothin'. HBK: That's it, I'm retiring. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() GREAT SCOTT!! 1.21 GIGOWATTS?! |
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#31 |
Just Sayin'....
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#32 |
I'm Brllnt!
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![]() YES! It was really I who got Bryan Danielson fired! There can be only ONE rated R superstar! ![]() Last time I get Eugene to write the sign for me. ![]() The light! It burns! ![]() Anyone have a laxative? Ric just saw the ending to Toy Story 3 ![]() Ric during his tryout as Bob Barker's replacement. I'm Popeye the sailor man... ![]() Wake up Dolph! Let's go play "Hide the tag title" Oh my god I'm bald! |
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#33 |
He's Here
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![]() Douchebags on a Stoop Starring John Cena Coming Christmas 2010 |
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![]() "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ![]() Rey Mysterio: "Hey you big dummy, what's it like to always be walking around with your head in the clouds?" Great Khali: P$OI@$P!#U!#$G:SDFKLV:FIY(F*H()@! ![]() Bryan Danielson and his American Dragon ![]() Got Rogaine? ![]() This isn't the first time HBK has been covered in white. Ask Hunter. ![]() Another wild night at the old folks' home Last edited by Providence Peep; 07-22-2010 at 07:38 PM. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() Hai guys... come watch me choke something else... ![]() |
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King K Cool
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![]() Edge watches Bryan Danielson's latest video. |
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#37 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() Nobody told Edge there were laxatives in those Slim Jims. |
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#38 |
The Sellsword
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#39 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() In an attempt to further bury him, the WWE has asked Daniel Bryan to work a gay porn star gimmick in the indies. |
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#40 |
Just Sayin'....
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![]() Wanting to follow in the footsteps of his mentor, HHH, Sheamus decides to begin an affair with a well-endowed chicken. |
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