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Old 01-05-2011, 01:16 PM   #1
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obvious tells that wrestling is fake
what are your favorite "tells" that wrestling is fake?

here's a few of mine:


1. landing on a springy canvas hurts but when they land on another guy they are okay.

2. sworn enemies wait until monday to fight.

3. They get punched and kicked in the face but theres no bruises or teeth missing.

4. when 2 guys are discussing a "plan" they don't notice a cameraman filming it all and broadcasting it on the titantron.

5. Cena wins


list some of yours...



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Old 01-05-2011, 01:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:19 PM   #3
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I gotta say, I've always been bugged by heel/face psychology.

For example, Kane is a heel, he sets Jim Ross on fire. Fuck him he's the most evil man on the planet how could he sink to such lows etc.

Six months later, Kane has turned face, and is being beat down by some stable. JR will be there saying how Kane is heroically trying to fight back but the cowardly bad guys have him outnumbered.

Kinda ridiculous, and I know it's a part of pro wrestling, always has been, always will be, but it's pretty retarded in a real life way.
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:36 PM   #4
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A 57 year old man and a 61 year old man honestly believing that people want to watch them wrestle on tv
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:55 PM   #6
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This doesn't really have to do with wrestling being fake, but with these old timers and their delusions of grandeur.
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I gotta say, I've always been bugged by heel/face psychology.

For example, Kane is a heel, he sets Jim Ross on fire. Fuck him he's the most evil man on the planet how could he sink to such lows etc.

Six months later, and Kane isn't in prison.
I mean, seriously. It was caught on camera, shown on live television, WITH REPLAYS. That's the most open and shut case ever.
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If a face tags his partner when the ref is distracted he'll force them to switch back, if a heel tags his partner while the ref is distracted a simple self clap is all that is needed to convince the ref that a tag was made, hell sometimes no sound effect is needed they just switch and the ref says shit.
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A professional fighter is able to tee off on a guys face for multiple unblocked shots without any gloves and the other guy isn't knocked out.
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Guys that don't sell setups aka standing perfectly still before taking a Chokeslam or lying like a mink scarf on Cena's shoulders before the FU etc.
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Old 01-05-2011, 01:58 PM   #13
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If you think about it, Irish whips are really stupid.

Same with slingshots.
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If you think about it, Irish whips are really stupid.
This drives me mental a bit as well, so many guys put no effort whatsoever into whipping a guy into the ropes/buckles, like they have the strongest wrists on earth.

The biggest thing for me though is probably stuff like Dragon Gate, anything with thousands of MOVEZ! basically.
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Old 01-05-2011, 02:20 PM   #15
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When one guy does a bunch of flippy moves and the other guy waits for them to hit them.
Also Rey Mysterio's 6-1-9. Its a great move but when the other guy is obviously hanging on the ropes waiting for it, it becomes an embrassement.
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This drives me mental a bit as well, so many guys put no effort whatsoever into whipping a guy into the ropes/buckles, like they have the strongest wrists on earth.
I have the best looking Irish Whip in the world ever! I need to get my shit together and get some videos online of my matches. I put so much effort into my Whips for the reasons you said. This is my true goal in the wrestling industry.

Undertaker is known for his streak.

Ric Flair is known for his 16 title reigns.

I will be known for my Irish Whip.
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You know, I never realized how that promo is basically admitting that wrestling is fake.

"Yes, this is entertainment."
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Arquette being champion,Paul bearer dying twice and the entire Kane/Taker feud.Starting from 1998 on it had gotten worse and worse.
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The punching/stomping the ring.
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3. They get punched and kicked in the face but theres no bruises or teeth missing.
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Some guys almost over-compensate with it because they're told about it when training and wind up with some Olympic squat powerlift looking thing going on. ARE YOU A BIG FAT OVERCOMPENSATOR RAMMSTEINMAD?
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Some guys almost over-compensate with it because they're told about it when training and wind up with some Olympic squat powerlift looking thing going on. ARE YOU A BIG FAT OVERCOMPENSATOR RAMMSTEINMAD?
Nope. Was never told about it in training, just something I picked up whilst watching other people with their shite Irish Whips.

MY IRISH WHIPS ARE THE REAL DEAL!!!
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Every aspect of Wrestling looks fake. My wife sits beside me while I'm watching Raw and always asks, "What the hell do you watch this shit for?" or "This is the worst shit on T.V. It's so fake."

When I tell her most of the shit would hurt, she responses, "Whocares? 99% of the shit these guys do is fake, it is for children."

I can't fight back at her anymore, because she is basically right.
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Old 01-05-2011, 04:21 PM   #25
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Every aspect of Wrestling looks fake. My wife sits beside me while I'm watching Raw and always asks, "What the hell do you watch this shit for?" or "This is the worst shit on T.V. It's so fake."

When I tell her most of the shit would hurt, she responses, "Whocares? 99% of the shit these guys do is fake, it is for children."

I can't fight back at her anymore, because she is basically right.
Does your cunt of a wife realize that every show on television is fake? Tell her to shut the fuck up and go watch some fake doctors perform fake surgery and talk about their fake emotions.
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Does your cunt of a wife realize that every show on television is fake? Tell her to shut the fuck up and go watch some fake doctors perform fake surgery and talk about their fake emotions.
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Every aspect of Wrestling looks fake. My wife sits beside me while I'm watching Raw and always asks, "What the hell do you watch this shit for?" or "This is the worst shit on T.V. It's so fake."

When I tell her most of the shit would hurt, she responses, "Whocares? 99% of the shit these guys do is fake, it is for children."

I can't fight back at her anymore, because she is basically right.
Sounds like a bitter, condescending wife you have there. How can you stand for her talking down to you and telling you what you enjoy is for children and you shouldn't watch?
What a hater.
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When someone gets attacked in the ring, makes his comeback, the heal leaves the ring and the face just stands there like the ropes are holding him back. I always, to this day, yell at the TV "GO GET HIM! HES RIGHT THERE!"
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slingshots are pretty bad.

People bending over between another guys legs just waiting to be powerbombed.

How royal rumble's always end on time. people suddenly start getting eliminated faster.

how wrestlers only end up bent over the second rope in rey mysterio matches (setup for 619)
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how wrestlers only end up bent over the second rope in rey mysterio matches (setup for 619)
That could actually be explained by saying that Rey Mysterio, knowing that he needs to set people up for the 619, has developed a style where the opponent often lands on the second rope.

It's like Dolph Ziggler attacking the neck making ready for the sleeper hold ... Only you know - 2. rope Rey Mysterio

One reason you know wrestling is fake, is the stupid deals people will agree to!

"Okay - you have an upcoming championship match at the next PPV! However I've just insulted your mother -now you must fight me for your #1 contender spot, or I shall continue to insult your mother! Muahahahahaha"
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how wrestlers only end up bent over the second rope in rey mysterio matches (setup for 619)
Still better than the West Coast Pop. Rey always seemed to be in more danger than who he was supposedly delivering the move to.

And I liked the 619 better when it was a rope dive feint instead of an offensive maneuver.

On topic: I saw my first obvious tell when I was little and went to a house show at the Beeghly Center, then saw the exact same Sgt. Slaughter match two days later, and from another location, on Superstars. In particular, a complaint about a "hair pull" spot to the ref by a bald Slaughter. The seeds of smark were planted on that day.
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2 men. Put baby oil on.
Then put sparkly little pants on.
Then come out with fireworks and the whole shebang.
All this just to fight each other.

Surely if they really wanted to fight then they would do it backstage in the locker room as soon as they see each other.
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1. landing on a springy canvas hurts but when they land on another guy they are okay.
Of course they break his fall
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2. sworn enemies wait until monday to fight.
Why get arrested if they are parented a fight?
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3. They get punched and kicked in the face but theres no bruises or teeth missing.
Closed fists are illegal
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5. Cena wins
He is just that damn good
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