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GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat
All right, if you've ever watched that show Whose Line Is It Anyway? you've probably seen a segment called Scenes from a Hat, where the host pulls out a "scene" written on a sheet of paper from a hat and has the actors act it out.
Basically, I'll be pulling out "scenes" for you guys to act out in a humorous manner. The object of the game is to come up with the funniest response. You might remember a few months ago, someone started a thread called "Things you shouldn't say to Triple H," and everyone gave a lot of great responses of their own. This is pretty similar, except that every few days, I'll come up with a new scene. It's pretty simple, but I do have a few notes. Because this is just a message board you can't really act out something, so responses will have to use a bit of roleplay. It's sort of like captioning or even that TPWW Hardcore Championship thread, where you "act something out" through writing. I say this because sometimes, I'll give a scene, and a reply may just be a simple one or two word statement. I'd like to encourage people to act out stuff instead. For example, if the scene is "Inappropriate moments to do so-and-so," instead of just saying something like "after bed" or "in the morning," act out that scene. If the scene asks for a movie name, maybe give a bit of a trailer that might air for that movie. Just a few rules: - ONE SCENE PER REPLY. You can only post one "response" at a time. Don't list a whole bunch of them in one post. This is just to allow others who might have a similar idea to get their chance to post. - NO DOUBLE POSTING. Obviously, since you can only post one answer at a time, some might feel tempted to post six replies in six posts. That's kinda cheap, so I'd like to discourage that. If you have two or more good ones, either wait for someone else to post one of theirs or wait five minutes. NOTE: Technically, I can't prevent people from multi-posting, so if you did double or triple post, it'd be okay... but try not to make a habit of it. Like, once a week or month is the max. - The only double posting allowed is to respond to another person's scene in one post and then give your own example in another. Obviously, if you think someone posted a classic respond, by all means show your approval with a ![]() ![]() - Please try to keep your scenes short. Few people like to read whole biographies for these things. ![]() - Once a round is over, no more replies can be made for it. Make your replies only for the most recent scene suggestion. Anyway, sorry about all those rules, but I'd like to be clear about the game. It's really pretty simple and has the potential for gold (El Santo, Rock Bottom, Loopydate, Kane Knight, Nowhere Man, I'm looking at you guys) from everyone, really. I just want to make sure it doesn't get screwed up. Anyway, first scene coming up... Last edited by Corkscrewed; 05-11-2004 at 04:18 PM. |
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Inappropriate topics of discussion when meeting Vince McMahon.
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I'll start off with one of my own just to set the tone.
"So, Vince, I hear your daughter, Steph is a squirter..." |
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"Hi Vinnie Mac, is it true you like the cock?"
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"Hey maybe we could do an Invasion angle with XFL?"
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Corkscrewed, I know this is just for fun, but maybe, like on Whose Line is it Anyway, you could give points to the top three, just for no reason at all? Maybe sort of like a best of that topic sort of thing?
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Now. Here. Man.
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"So I saw these GREAT cruiserweights wrestling the other day, I think they were from ECW or something, and..."
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Viva la Raza
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lol, this is from the first page. Scene: THINGS NOT TO TALK ABOUT WHEN MEETING VINCE MCMAHON.
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Over Like Rover
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Ball So Hard University
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"Hey Vince. Think Randy Orton took spitting lessons from Bret Hart?"
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Not a Nugget!
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Dan Madigan (New creative writing team guy):So Vince I've got some great idea's for both shows I've been up all weekend:
Vince: Well thats great Dan, ou can tell me about them while you make the coffee. Dan Madigan: Uh Ok, So Vince that big fella you have on the roster Kane, He's really something huh. Vince: Yeah we had great plans for him to start with but it's tailed off with the old writing team. Thats partly why I've hired you. Dan Madigan: Great well I've got a brilliant idea, Why don't we put him in a series of matches with smaller guys and have him job to them? Vince: Jesus farking christ thats a brilliant idea, I like the cut of your jib. What else have you got there Dan? Dan Madigan: Well after these matches I figure the smaller guys are gonna look like great athletes and thats going to be great for ratings. It will really get them over and we can use them a bit better than we have been in the past. Vince: I don't see where this is goign Dan. Dan Madigan: (Switches conversation back to bigger guys) And this Undertaker guy, he's been around for over a decade, He's never lost at 'Mania, I was thinkign maybe we could have him in a feud with Booker T going into 'Mania next year and having Booker T win, This would get Booker T really over with the fans and then we could use him better than we are right now, Vince: Again Dan I don't see where this is going. Dan Madigan: Well what about this A-Train Guy, He's absolutely huge he's a hoss in every sense of the word. He is a real man, He's as hairy as hell yet the fans hate him. I was thinkign we could put him in a series of matches with some of the crusiers on Smackdown, Have three or four of the cruisers possibly Rey Mysterio, Shannon Moore, Billy Kidman go over him clean and move their careers forward. Vince: What are you talking About Dan? A-Train is great I'm sure the fans love him, Look at all the 'Shave Your Back' signs they bring along to cheer him on. Dan Madigan: OK OK What about we bring back Nathan Jones and Brock Lesnar and put them in a stable with A-Train, Undertaker, Kane and the Big Show, Have them all float between shows like the undisputed champ used to do. And hold every belt available between them. Vince: Now your talkignt hat would be fantastic. Dan Madigan: Then I was thinking we could have another stable, A rival stable if you will. It would conisist of Chris Jericho, Tajiri, Matt Hardy, Sean O'Haire and Lance Storm and Ultimo Dragon as the leader of the stable. They would have a great feud between the stable going into a 12 man elimination tag match with every title on the line. the new 'opposing stable' would win all the belts and move the guys in that stables careers forwards. Vince: YOUR FIRED |
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How's it like to have a son with the World Heavyweight Title tatooed to his expanding waist?
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*Oh Sh*t*
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So Vince... how was Steph last night?
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Mr McMahon, I got to tell you, I really enjoy reading those Smackdown Spoilers posted on the web every Wednesday.
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So how about That Lex Express? you really dropped the ball with that
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#1 Senior Elite Member
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*Vince, I think it's about time Chris Jericho is placed in the main event again...*
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#1 Senior Elite Member
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Vince, did you see the captions TPWW made for your son-in-law this week.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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So Vince.....who lowered the breifcase for you in your laddermatch against Austin. Or what was the whole note deal about with Booker T.
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Art Teacher
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"Hey Vince, where ya get yer 'roids"
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One Man Horror Show
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"Hey, Vince... I was watching Raw the other night and ... were you REALLY alone in that skybox? Because I swear I saw you smiling, and you were watching a non-hoss match. Was there someone that was, say, just below of the camera view? Was it Sable? I bet it was Sable."
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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"Hey Vince, I read on the internet that Bret Hart is coming back in some gigantic surprise angle..."
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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" Vince... With all the success that Triple H was having, I was wondering... Does... Shane... errr.. you know... swing both ways???"
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Triple A's a bitch
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Hey, Vince!
I hear that Sean O'Haire had a great match the other night.........you should sign that guy! |
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1000 points to Nowhere Man, Loopy, and El Santo. Yeah. I'm biased.
![]() BTW, Ferocious... way too long. Rejected nicknames for Steve Austin |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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" Well Steve, since you're from the deep south we're goign to call you The Mother****er..."
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Steve (Snuggles) Austin
JR: "It's SNUGGLES! SNUGGLES! He just gave McMahon a TEDDYBEAR! TAKE THAT YOU SONOFABITCH!!!" |
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The Caption Crippler
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The Ringmaster...what?...He WAS named The Ringmaster?...Nevermind then.
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"And now entering the ring, from Victoria, Texas, "The Wifebeater," STEVE AUSTIN!!!
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One Man Horror Show
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Ms. Austin: "So Steve was trying to decide on a name, and I served him some tea. And I told him, 'Be careful, luv, this tea is watered down.' And we looked at each other and we said, 'Watered Down Steve Austin'.
"He thought it was a great idea and it just might take. Apparently it didn't. We decided to rip off a name from a Queen cover album instead." |
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Fine, LC.
"And now entering the ring, from Victoria, Texas, Old Stone STEVE AUSTIN!!!" Crap, that sucked too. I'll just leave this up to the masters. |
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I can't think of a good one eathier. My mind is sh** right now. Dam Finals week
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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William Stevens
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