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WWE SmackDOWN! Captions [5-6-2004]
I'll do some later. I'm marking out to the Undertaker making his awesome cowboy entrance.
                             
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05-07-2004, 01:07 AM
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For one night, we should all salute Mrs. Guerrero, a brave woman who must live with the pain of a rosebush growing out her left shoulder. Bradshaw, ever the Republican, schocks Mrs. Guerrero with his radical proposal to eliminate medicare. Cena knew he was screwed when, mid-promo, he was surrounded by an army of WWE logos! Chavo knew he was going to do one of the most horrendous jobs in WWE history, so, what the hell, might as well cop a feel while there was still a chance. Fans breathed a sigh of relief when it was discovered the new Cruiserweight Champ was really Booker T in drag. Nunzio: "Hey, dumbass, Barry Sanders was #20! NUMBER TWENTY!!" It was a dark day in television history when Thing decided to don full bondage gear. Nobody was more hardcore with "Got Your Nose" than Dawn Marie. Last edited by El Santo; 05-07-2004 at 01:24 AM. |
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05-07-2004, 01:16 AM
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Eddie Guerrero welcomes Elton John, the first competitor in tonights main event. It wasn't long before the first challenger, Garth Brooks, made his way into the ring. The match never got fully started as Elton had a heart attack when realizing his red sunglasses didn't match his purple pants. It's a shame the match ended early. Eminem got there a few minutes late and missed the whole thing. Chavo: Yo Rey, I knew you'd be different without the mask, but DAMN! As the camera scanned the crowd they found the big crazy guy who was the biggest FBI fan ever! This one doesn't even need a caption. Look at his tongue, look at the refs ass!!! It writes itself! Sometimes I think the WWE puts the most awkward pics up there on purpose. Maybe they know we're gonna do captions  Vince: Okay, raise your hand if you liked the narcolepsy angle... Yea, Ok. These sucked, oh well. |
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05-07-2004, 01:31 AM
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Eddie's standards of what a "mamacita" should be were getting too literal. Bradshaw, ever the charity worker, performed an eyesight exam before allowing the elderly to drive home. Mrs. Guerrero was unfortunately frozen during mid-Macarena. Cena was out to promote the effectiveness of his 'Hookt on Phonix' program. Cena: "Don't go into the light!!! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!" Winning a match was all well and good but dammit, that spinach stuck in his teeth was too annoying for Cena. "Jesus, where the *&@% have you been?!?!" Chavo thought he had the whole "Latino Heat" schtick down and was on his way to landing a "mamacita"..... ....but premature ejaculation can really ruin things. "I swear, that's never happened to me before!!!" Jackie thought it was only apropos to win the belt seeing as it held as much value as the Women's title. Johnny the Bull struggled to remember where he had left his hygeine bag while Nunzio pondered where that mysterious odor was eminating from. 'Taker, Texas Ranger was on the case again, this time hunting for a criminal in a late night rave party. Hoping to remain inconspicuous, 'Taker, Texas Ranger struck up a dance as cover. Undertaker: Do you see him? Nunzio: No, but damned if not gonna try getting THAT chick's number. Even undead zombies had to wretch at the foul stench that poured out of Johnny the Bull. The odor was getting so hideous and nauseating, 'Taker looked to vomit all over the place. After a long, hard day on the job, 'Taker, Texas Ranger asks for a cold one. Torrie looked to entertain the crowd with an impromptu game of cherades. Dawn: Hah! I got you now, Triple H! I'm going to expose you for the fraud you are!!! Rene was puzzled as to what the hell Torrie was trying to act out for him. Dupree: Jesus, everyone's laying on the floor, hands sprawled out...what kind of game is this? And really, who wouldn't be jealous of a penis shaped like John Cena? Dupree: Hah! Found you! Cena: Dammit. OK, now you go hide. Bubba: Maybe if I stay really, really still, he won't see me.... It was so sad to see two guys dedicated to training and keeping their diet in check fight over a piece of chocolate on the ground. Rey: Ref, how many fingers am I holding up? Referee: Uh, you're the one that's messed up right now. In an ironic twist, Eddie laid out Bubba and RVD for fighting over the chocolate with the biggest Nestle Crunch in the world. "It's MY chocolate! MINE!!!" |
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05-07-2004, 01:42 AM
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Bradshaw: Ma'am.. this is played-out, but.. you're a homo! Bashem: AHHHH!!! Cena: That's right! Watch the finale of "Frasier" and like it! Chavo: Ol' Pepe! NO! (shotgun blast!) UT: My match is after RVD's again why? Dawn: Let's see who you really are... ... um, sorry about the mix-up... though I don't know if your right eye can be put back in its place.. Worst.. Wheelbarrow..Ever. Eddie: UM... I didn't do it... (drops chair then runs like hell) Stamboli: Man, what a horrible show. Nunzio: Yeah. Jackie wins the CW title, Bradshaw beats up a broad, Booker meets up with Miss Cleo.. Oh well, here comes Taker.. Stamboli: Assume the positions. ( lays flat on the mat) |
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05-07-2004, 02:11 AM
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Mrs. Guerrero was quite touched by her son's thought and care, but Christmas had passed nearly half a year ago. I'll forgo the obvious caption and do a modification... Try as he might, Bradshaw could not convince Mrs. Guerrero that he was really Eric Estrada from CHiPs. Victim #29,453 to Bradshaw's long, drawn out promos. It occurred to Cena that going for the cheap pop by saying something good about the home team didn't work too well when the team just finished last place in their conference. Cena was definitely one of the rougher head transplant surgeons. Doug knew the only way he could possibly get out of this was to pants Cena, but he was even more frightened by what he saw afterwards... Chavo: "What? You mean you have tapes of me and Steph? And you want WHAT in return for keeping them secret? *sigh* Fine..." Chavo figured no one would EVER find his Cruiserweight push if he shoved it up his ass, but he didn't factor in Jacqueline's resourcefulness. Chavo didn't like how Jacqueline had been taking blow job lessons from Lita. Chavo was quite emotional as he saw the credibility of the entire Cruiserweight Division burn down to the ground. OR Little Chavo was devasted when it was revealed that Santa wasn't real. "Hahaahaha!! I'm taking the Cruiserweight Title to Triple H, and you'll never see it again!!!" "...awwwww crap." The McCowboy Express was here, and no one, not Burger King, not no one, was going to stop them! That was the bad thing about this new Undertaker. He didn't sell your hugs either. After his Deadman gimmick fell apart, Undertaker took a job acting as Glass Ceiling Security Guard. Stamboli: "Aw crap, not another Tomb-- wait, is that a Big Mac? What the heck do you and Bearer do, Mark???" In charge of monitoring homosexuality levels in the ring, the ref's job was about to get a LOT crazier. Here we see a rare shot of the wrestlers in midcard hell groping for any sign of hope. Ever the multitasker, Torrie Wilson was able to strike a sexy pose and poke the eyes out of a lecherous Steven Richards at the same time. Dawn: "That's not Torrie Wilson! That's a MAN, man!" Dupre: *moments after pulling his trunks back up* "Torrie, are zyou all right? I told zyou it can poke en eye out!" "Massively popular upper midcarders don't just fall out of ze sky! Aw crap, I should have caught him, no?" The irate DupreeCentaur demanded to know who had screwed up the torso surgery. Internet smarks rejoiced everywhere when Dupree interjected himself into a WWE storyline meeting and took out the entire writing staff. Against a much skinnier but still lethal Bam Bam Bigelow, would the Double Dragons triumph this time? The team of Bubba Ray and Rob Van Dam didn't fare so well in the first-ever WWE Wheelbarrow Race. D-Von had the pygmy secured, and now it was up to Hebner to bore him with pointless stories about his father until he passed out! When all was said and done, Eddie stood tall in the Chair Bong Smoking Contest. "You don't bring in that week marijuana stuff in here! I've smoked pure Columbian Cocaine, dammit! I'm Eddie Guerrero, BITCH!" |
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05-07-2004, 02:17 AM
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Katie Vick was back with a vengeance, and one was going to stop her! Not Triple H, not the Undertaker, not Kane's incredible cuningilus, NO ONE. |
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05-07-2004, 02:22 AM
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Bubba: "Dammit, why the heck are your boots so tight? Have you been hanging out with Rhyno again??? RVD: "Nah, since I keep my stash in there, I gotta make the shoes unremovable so the narcs don't catch me." Bubba: "Niiiiiiice." |
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05-07-2004, 05:34 AM
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Eddie: Meet my Mamacita, Holmes! Her name is Rose, ese! Mamacita: Actually, my name is Sharon. Eddie: But, Mamacita, doesn't a Rose by any other name smell as sweet, ese? Mamacita:  Bradshaw's heel acts stoop to a new low when he introduces himself to Mama Guerrero... WITHOUT PANTS ON! Eddie: My Mamacita just fainted, holmes. And the beginning of Eddie's JR syndrome is seen by all... John Cena halts mid freestyle: John: Does anybody know a word that rhymes with Orange? Basham: Nothing Rhymes with Orange, you dolt! John: Take it back! Try as he might, John couldn't get a word that rhymes with Orange out of the Basham. Chavo: Puppies! He then realizes that Eddie not only gets the big pushes, but also the cool diseases... Jacqueline is the only diva known to cause blue lower torso and Legs. Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back? jobbing to Jacqueline is bad enough, but did he have to go down on Stevie Richards, too? Jacqueline holds the cruiserweight title high, oblivious to the fact that she has to face the Big Show next week! The FBI was disgusted by the fact that their diet wasn't Atkins friendly. Van Helsing enters the dark church, wondering who turned out the lights. It didn't, however, take long before he found the switch. He then holds up a sign of his favorite Government agency. after that, he showed the recent direction of Donald Rumsfeld's Political Career The latest Iraqi Prison Abuse picture was the most disturbing of all... seconds later, the zombie's hand turned into a peace sign, showing that it was anti-war. Lesson number 2 to Vince: Never play Beegees songs when Torrie is in the ring. Sometimes, it takes drastic measures to help someone get over their eating disorder. Rene: Need another Croissant? Rene's "JBL on the mic" Impression works everytime. John Cena needs comforting when he learns that, in fact, NOTHING rhymes with Orange. Rene: poor guy you need some sleep. Here's a blanket. Sleep tight, big guy. A few seconds later, Brian Hebner tried to come into between them, only to be knocked out by the plate glass window they were carrying. RVD: Save me from the Chicken Legs, Save me from the... ARGH THEY GOT ME! Rey taps, not even HE can escape the brutal double team Story Time submission. Eddie: DAMN THAT STONE COLD! DAMN HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL! I need my medicine, JR syndrome is getting out of control Eddie: BAHGAWDUNPRETTIERBARBEQUESAUCE!!!! I must control the urges.... I can't let them get the b...b...BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTONECOLDMAYGODHAVEMERCYONOURWWESOULS!!!!! |
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05-07-2004, 06:24 AM
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Kind of lacking inspiration this week, but here goes anyway....
Chavo: STEPH SENT YOU OUT HERE TO DO WHAT!?!? Jacquelines new finishing move - 'Milk The Chavito' Voiceover: And following the HHH mould, we see Jacqueline sporting a title which both devalues the cruiserweights, reduces any credibility the writers may have had, and provides inspiration to other wrestlers that no longer is HHH the only person who can bury 10 wrestlers in a night. Johnny: Jacqueline with the title? That's a sodding travesty! Nunzio: When did you get allowed to talk? ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another succesful finishing move from 'The Oral Monster' Cole: 1....2......3!! And Oral Monster wins with a gay pin. Dawn-Marie: You f*ckin bitch! It was you that posted those photo's of me on TPWW! Torrie: No, no, no, it wasn't me! Dawn-Marie: It WAS you! And you didn't even have the decency to post up decent quality jpegs! Torrie: It wasn't me, I swear! Dawn-Marie: As if that wasn't enough, you cheap slutty bint, you didn't even have the common courtesy to airbrush my tits up! Torrie: Take it from me - it's not worth it! Cena paid for his prank, after Rene beat the piss out of him. What did he expect after dipping Rene's head in a bucket of white paint? Rene: My hair eees stupeed, yes? Crowd: STUPID HAIR! STUPID HAIR! Rene decided that covering John in the remains of the announcers table was suitable punishment for making him look like a gay icon. |
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05-07-2004, 08:10 AM
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Triple A's a bitch
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MOM: Well, they can stop following you right now. Now, stop following my son! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. AUDIENCE: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! MOM: The who? AUDIENCE: The Messiah! MOM: Huh, there's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no Messiah. Now, go away! AUDIENCE: Eddie! Eddie! MOM: Right, my lad. What have you been up to? EDDIE: Nothing, Mum. Um-- MOM: Come on. Out with it. EDDIE: Well, they think I'm the Messiah, Mum. [smack] MOM: Now, what have you been telling them? EDDIE: Nothing! I only-- MOM: You're only making it worse for yourself. EDDIE: Look! I can explain! I-- [smack] JBL: No! Let me explain, Mrs. Guerrero! MOM: Who-- JBL: Your son is a born leader. Those people out there are following him because they believe in him, Mrs. Guerrero. They believe he can give them hope-- hope of a new life, a new world, a better future! MOM: Who's that?! EDDIE: Oh! That's... JBL, Mum. JBL. Mother. Hmm. [smack] Aaaah! AUDIENCE: The Messiah! The Messiah! MOM: Ooooh. AUDIENCE: Show us the Messiah! The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! MOM: Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! Easy rep for reference! |
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05-07-2004, 08:56 AM
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05-07-2004, 10:35 AM
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Stevie: That's not your mother....that's a clown man! Eddie: Stevie...that's my mother you're talkign about! |
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05-07-2004, 10:41 AM
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Eddie Guerrero: Heyyyyyyy mamacita! Impaired Judgment. Another sign of hunger. Bradshaw: THAT'S RIGHT. Not only are you a homo, but I AM getting a main event push. And apparently, Bradshaw's push was too much for this long time WWE fan to handle. Cena had a problem, he wore so many Jerseys in cheap attempts to please the crowds that he forgot the name of this town's team... Steven Richards: Here comes the chu-chu train! (Starts moving a spoonful of medicine around in circles) Cena: God damnit Lt. Dan, you are on my last nerves. Maybe I will leave you out here to die, you unappreciative asshole. Chavo: Hahaha! Yeah right. Take my Cruiserweight Title? The WWE would never put that belt on a black person! After telling Jackie he hid chocolates in his jock, Chavo reaped the benefits. Where will you be when your constipation acts up and you're in the middle of being buried by a Diva? Chavo: What! Someone tell me what the fuck is going on! Ref: Well, Chavo... She pinned ya... Therefore, she is the new champ. Chavo: What!? You can pin someone to take their title? Congratulations to Jacqueline, the WWE Boobyweight Champion! Stamboli: They're actually... Crucifying him? ...Nunzio... Did *we* do that?  Nunzio: Ah, I never thought of that. Stamboli: What? That Jews killed Jesus? Nunzio: Oh, no. Crucifying someone as opposed to breaking their kneecaps with a baseball cat. *Slaps him in the back of the head* (8)Oompa, Loompa, Doompity-Doo, I've got a Texas Ranger for you(8) The referee and The Undertaker played themselves a little guessing game. Undertaker: (Chokeslamming The Bull) (Referee begins urinating all over the ring as seen in the TitanTron) Undertaker: (Last Ride on Nunzio) The FBI's credibility! Referee: Correct! Undertaker: Do you see him? Nunzio: No, not in sight. Undertaker: I guess they released him, I was going to bury him. But since he's gone, you'll do nicely. (SLAM.) The Bull: *Farts* Undertaker: ...Not cool, man. *Pisses himself* The Bull: $&*^$&%$#%&#$&$#^ Undertaker: Fucker. (A few minutes after this picture took place) Ref: Whew, that was a hell of an orgy. That Richards really can pound! Undertaker: Pfft, you should have seen what I was doing to his wife! RVD: Whoa... Dude... Check out my hand... Check out the trails... Vince: RVD, I'm talking to you damnit! Are you on drugs!? RVD: Haha, it's cool man... Torrie: (8)I know! That backwards is the only way my fart, will goooooooo...(8) Guy in front row: Ohhhhh yeah. (Readies nostrils) When Vince told Torrie that they usually took care of operations to boost a Diva's "charisma," she went ahead and ordered herself a nosejob. Boy did she regret it. Rene: Zat will teach you to wear ze same colors as me to a party, you beetch! Cena: No! Leave me with my men! I'm supposed to die out here! With honor! Rene: Whot ze fook... John Cena: French Tickler. Apparently, Cena made the mistake of challenging God to a match. RVD: Ok, which one of you am I supposed to fight? The guy in blue, the guy in yellow camo, or the little guy with the big nose and the pipe? RVD: Ok, now on the count of three, I'm gonna release all the smoke I inhaled, straight out of my butt... It'll get you stoned like hell... One... Two... RVD: Hey... That Abe Lincoln guy on this penny just winked at me... Ref: Rey, how many fingers am I holding up? Rey: Quatro. Ref: Wow, that's not even a number, you moron. After waking up from crashing at RVD's party, Eddie was alarmed to realize that he was half naked, holding a folding chair, and was the WWE Champion. Eddie: They're out to get me... Belty: Yessssss... YESSSSS... They're all out to get you. Especially that timekeeper guy... You notice the way he holds me during our matches? Eddie: Must... Kill... Timekeeper. |
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"To continue the family tradition, esse, tonight my mother is dressed as the Gobbledy Gooker!" Mama Guererro gasped as she was transformed by JBL's demonic Shrinking Ray "Mmmm, nice pants!" Cena realised that beating up the little WWE symbol had been a mistake when he came back with his two big brothers and a Frost Giant. Position 466: the "Guess Who?" Cena's powers had been boosted when his DNA had been spliced with that of a chipmunk. Chavo's impersonation of Charlie Chan did not go down well Because of a remarkably twisted upbringing, Chavo could no only achieve orgasm with a woman's head inserted into his rectum. Tragedy struck. Chavo didn't realise that Jacqueline had been wearing earrings. The Invisible Man watched the footage from home, cursing. His perfect chance, and he had to have the damn flu! OR Chavo still couldn't believe it wasn't butter If you listen carefully, you can actually hear the wet smack as the cruiserweight title's credibility hits rock bottom. "Hey, can anyone pull this logo off my thigh?" The fat kid in the suit looked solemn, but inside he cackled with glee. When the hired muscle was finished with them, those bullies would regret the day they called him Lardass. His navy training did not let him down. As Nunzio was hoisted in the air, he saw an admiral in the crowd, and snapped off a textbook salute. OR With 'taker's help, Nunzio could see right into the sorority shower room. These photos would turn out great! "Johnny, if you pull a Sid on me, I swear to god I'll rip your heart out" The Invisible Man got there just in time for the 3-way The newcomer gave a hearty two finger salute to whoever had given him this crappy gimmick. After being hit on the head once too often, Torrie earnestly believed that she was a little teapot, short and stout. Having found Torrie's handle, Dawn Marie went on a search for her spout. The Invisible Man and his brother double-teamed Renee and Torrie. "John? John? Are you- oh crap! I'll check his pulse! Someone get a doctor!" Renee Dupree proved his boast that "My penis is so big it has to wear jeans!" As the ref watched the pink dragon grow out of RVD's face, he opined that he shouldn't have accepted a drink from Jake Roberts. With the match on hold as the ref tried to brush invisible maggots off his legs, RVD asked Bubba to help him do a handstand. REY: The lobsters! The terrible purple lobsters! REF: Took a drink from Jake? D-VON: Yup. "Stoners from battle creek don't just all out of the sky, you know!" *THUD* "Beautiful big tittied women don't just fall out of the sky, you know!" *pause* "Dammit!" The WWE logo was remarkably good at hide-and-seek. Eddy would never look behind the ring rope. Last edited by Lamuella; 05-07-2004 at 01:26 PM. |
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Goddamn, Mrs. Guerrero looks like my grandma... Mrs. Guerrero loved her son's new "Turn your head and COUGH, invisible homes!" catchphrase. Mrs. Guerrero couldn't believe it. What he was saying was true. It all makes sense now! The lack of satisfaction from her marriage, her love of "Wild Things," her fixation with Gina Gershon... Stevie Richards - CPR Expert tried his best to revive Mrs. Guerrero. Cena froze. He knew he had a catchphrase, but he couldn't remember what it was. WWE was flashing it on the TitanTron, one letter at a time, but he couldn't exactly turn around without giving away that he'd forgotten it. What to do? What to do? The answer was clear. No, Doug didn't want to hear the most annoying sound in the world. CENA: SOMETHIN' BIT ME! Before the festivities began, Jackie needed a quick tutorial. She's a fast learner. I'll give her that. When Stevie tried to get him some, Jackie dealt with matters the American way! Chavo couldn't believe it. Not only had he lost his Cruiserweight Title, but Vince had come to collect on that "I'd rather lose my right leg below the knee than lose my Cruiserweight Title" remark. Somewhere, Madusa smiled. And a mirror shattered. The FBI has the same reaction to tonight's booking as everyone else. TAKER: Paul, what's that smoke? You didn't... PAUL: OHHHHH, YEEEEES! It was at this moment, that Shooter knew he was fucked. TAKER: This will teach you to demean Native American heritage! NUNZIO: How? JOHNNY: Dude, do you even OWN soap? TAKER: Somebody had to get the ref out of the ring. Then I noticed he was sitting on his sweet can. So I licked his sweet can. Ohhhh, just thinking about his can, I wish I had his sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweet can. VOICE: I'm... not... telling... you... anything... you... didn't... already... know! Uh-oh...Torrie's getting all steamed up.[/QUOTE] More later. I gotta go. |
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Goddamn, Mrs. Guerrero looks like my grandma... Mrs. Guerrero loved her son's new "Turn your head and COUGH, invisible homes!" catchphrase. Mrs. Guerrero couldn't believe it. What he was saying was true. It all makes sense now! The lack of satisfaction from her marriage, her love of "Wild Things," her fixation with Gina Gershon... Stevie Richards - CPR Expert tried his best to revive Mrs. Guerrero. Cena froze. He knew he had a catchphrase, but he couldn't remember what it was. WWE was flashing it on the TitanTron, one letter at a time, but he couldn't exactly turn around without giving away that he'd forgotten it. What to do? What to do? The answer was clear. No, Doug didn't want to hear the most annoying sound in the world. CENA: SOMETHIN' BIT ME! Before the festivities began, Jackie needed a quick tutorial. She's a fast learner. I'll give her that. When Stevie tried to get him some, Jackie dealt with matters the American way! Chavo couldn't believe it. Not only had he lost his Cruiserweight Title, but Vince had come to collect on that "I'd rather lose my right leg below the knee than lose my Cruiserweight Title" remark. Somewhere, Madusa smiled. And a mirror shattered. The FBI has the same reaction to tonight's booking as everyone else. TAKER: Paul, what's that smoke? You didn't... PAUL: OHHHHH, YEEEEES! It was at this moment, that Shooter knew he was fucked. TAKER: This will teach you to demean Native American heritage! NUNZIO: How? JOHNNY: Dude, do you even OWN soap? TAKER: Somebody had to get the ref out of the ring. Then I noticed he was sitting on his sweet can. So I licked his sweet can. Ohhhh, just thinking about his can, I wish I had his sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweet can. VOICE: I'm... not... telling... you... anything... you... didn't... already... know! Uh-oh...Torrie's getting all steamed up. More later. I gotta go. |
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Crap, Thing is back and he is pissed. Chavo doing his Kevin Nash impression: aaaaaaaaaa! My quad! Bradsaw: Look, you made me eat all that Mexican food, now pull my finger before I explode! |
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... priceless Dammit, If undertaker should have came back that way 
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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(Moments Before): John Connor: NO DON'T DO IT PLEASE DON'T GO! Undertaker: I haf go' way John! Mrs. Bush and the rest of the house stared in confusion, why a cowboy in his underwear and a Nike sports jacket would be at the election. Disney World's new Ferris Wheel did not go over too well. Dawn: Come on, Torrie Worrie! Open your mouthy for the Choo Choo Train! Torrie: I WANT SPAGHETTI! Bubba told RVD he knew Tai Boe causing RVD to back off a bit, but once Bubba stuck his foot out for a spin kick, he tore his quad. |
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Here we see Bush Sr. yelling at Mr. Rumsfeld for neglecting his carbohydrates. WWE even projected a cue card on to John's body, but hes till couldn't remember the city's name and get the cheap pop. "YOU WILL WATCH GIGLI!" J-Lo: "I have received inside information that there is someone in this building who is refusing to watch my movie!" Chavo: Right. I'll help you find him. Chavo: "First, we try between my legs." J-Lo: "Nope, no one here." Chavo: "Keep looking anyway. Something's bound to turn up." Hey Taker, want a cucumber? I am dreadfully sorry for inflicting this misery upon you. Edit: Sorry, It was RAW that was held in Phoenix, so the John Cena Caption is null and void. |
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