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Trickster Demon
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WWE.com now list Tensai as a failure in his own bio
His bio on WWE.com now reads
"Over the following months, Tensai quickly went from intimidating behemoth to overhyped disappointment". Guess that experiment is hopefully done for. |
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#2 |
Needs to be 20% cooler
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What do you have against Tensai?
I think he's a great wrestler, albeit saddled with an underwhelming gimmick, but he has always been entertaining in the ring. I hope WWE repackages him back as A-Train. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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He can renounce his former gimmick and turn heel for some reason.
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#4 |
Doin' It Right
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I think "great wrestler" might be a stretch.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I'm still trying to figure out why they even signed him again and expected something out of it.
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#6 |
Trickster Demon
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Even after *magically* knowing what's on Punk's DVD (without ever seeing it... because there is no way I could have seen it already, mind you) it is overwhelming to me that they possibly could produce such a doc that underlines this very perception problem, and then still fall on the sword of continuing to try and push someone MERELY because they're large framed anyway. Albert isn't a bad hand. Just stupid gimmick. It's not like he's Chris Masters. |
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#8 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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If anyone in WWE needs to be repackaged, it Tensai & Swagger..... Tensai especially..... just bring back A-Train.....
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The guys useless without Test.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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the low Art Gloominati
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He should be repackaged as A-Train and get him to feud for the IC belt.
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#12 |
Re-Branded
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People would eat up an A-Train revival, they're basically calling for it. Just further proof that the dubdubE is deaf to it's consumers.
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quesque fuck?
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He should be in a tag team. If they want to rejuvenate the division then take him and a few other guys off TV and come up with some creative tag teams. Get the two guys who are off TV to spend a lot of time with the other guys training or even working FCW or something. Come up with a great name, look, chrmistry, etc...
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quesque fuck?
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You cant just throw two random guys together and expect people to buy it out of nowhere with the same name and gimmick they have had forever.
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#15 |
the low Art Gloominati
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A-Train and Brodus Clay. Team Funky Train.
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#16 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Had a feeling it was only a matter of time once they started to drop his whole "Lord" tag and story in Japan to become just another generic big man type heel.
Even him beating up Sakamoto had actual meaning as part of the culture in Japan but even that got ignored into the announcers always questioning why Sakamoto kept getting beatings. |
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#17 |
They're eating the dogs..
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The should release him. Jap Albert is terrible just like all his other failed gimmicks. The dude sucks.
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Can we stop saying "Tensai experiment"? It's not an experiment, it never was.
I feel sorry for him, he was saddled with an out of date gimmick (that clearly came out of Vince's out of touch mind) and it didn't work. Nothing wrong with him as a wrestler |
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President of Freedonia
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It does not say that on his profile. If it was there, they've since taken it down.
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#20 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Brock Lesnar F-5'ed A-Train so hard he now thinks he's Japanese.
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#21 |
Trickster Demon
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Just double-checked. Since the dirt sheets reported it WWE appears to have changed the wording on their website, which is smart on their part...and probably bad news for whomever worded the bio that way to begin with.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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![]() Before anyone hates on me withouth thinking, that was in reference to the initial Alberto Of The River bio, which included something to the effect of "Is that what you were looking for to make him look like a big deal right away?" that was subsequently removed. Seemed it was supposed to be an inter-office memo that was copypasta'd directly onto the site without removing the "extra" part from the end. |
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They brought back a guy no one was looking for and can not figure out why no one wants to see him ....
Next WWE is bring back .. El Gigante |
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Feeling Oof-y
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#26 |
Trickster Demon
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#27 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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While WWE.com itself is a popular site, that's probably the first time it didn't fall into "tabloid," and even then a quick google search doesn't reveal much in the way of "popular" sites covering it.
I dunno, maybe it's "big news," but I'm sticking with tabloid bullshit, given the odds. |
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Inno Knows.
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Tensai only pawn in game of life.
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#29 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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#30 |
Ball So Hard University
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to all tensai haters plz shut the fuck up about it if dlo brown and albert feuded over the european title next week on raw youd mark out gonna put your sorerry ass on the street bring it on what ya gona do about it?
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#31 | |
Needs to be 20% cooler
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Yo dealin with the X-Factor I got everything I ever wanted and I'm never giving back I know you hate X-Factor... |
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#32 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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#33 |
Doin' It Right
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Don't even brother, slik.
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#34 |
Trickster Demon
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#35 |
They're eating the dogs..
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Slik is mad & sad Billy and Chuck ain't around no more.
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#36 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#37 |
They're eating the dogs..
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#38 |
The Will & The Whey
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In a nod to Stephanie's role in creative, Tensai tangles with the Billion Dollar Princess in a rematch of their February 2003 encounter (when Vince was softening up Steph for their No Way Out 2003 match). Tensai dominates until HHH returns to a mammoth pop, brains Tensai with the sledgehammer, and puts Stephanie on top for the three count as Sakamoto cowers ringside, unwilling to interfere.
![]() Post match, Sakamoto teabags Tensai! Trips grabs the microphone and reveals Sakamoto is the new Executive Vice President of Talent Relations! Sakamoto, Trips, and Steph walk to the back as Tensai stirs. ![]() The following RAW, Tensai quits WWE in shame via Tout to return to AJPW. ![]() |
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#39 |
Grim Fandango
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They should have stuck with it. Overhyped Disappointment t-shirts would have flown off the shelves.
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Something, something, needs to snap, something, bad-ass submission machine.
In all seriousness, like the guy, but I don't know how you'll salvage him at this point aside from dropping Tensai completely. Don't feel it's doing him any favors. |
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