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Best Poster
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Way to go Triple fucking H!
Kassius Ohno has reportedly been pulled from shows and is going to have his push stopped due to not cutting weight and refusing to work on his physique.
Told ya! He looks like a fucking slob. |
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#2 |
The black Corey Graves
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That's Bo-dacious.
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Resident drug enabler
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Why would you wanna take the last steps to succeed at the business you've dedicate your life to when you can just eat lots of Burger King and never have to see the inside of a gym?
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#4 |
Resident drug enabler
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#5 |
Narc stole my star
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![]() Why does he have a Mike Tyson gimmick when he looks like he couldnt breag an ekk. |
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#6 |
Hey Mister!
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Good.
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#7 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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ekk
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Grim Fandango
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Now we know who to blame for this whole Bo Dallas thing. Way to go Ohno.
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Out Of Step
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Bo Dallas will main event a Wrestlemania.
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If he's a character in the next WWE game maybe.
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They're eating the dogs..
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He's the jap player on the Blue Jays right?
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#13 |
The Will & The Whey
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They couldn't have repackaged him as "Doughboy" Ohno? They missed the boat on licensing a feud with the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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#15 |
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Ha!!!!
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#16 |
You can't teach that
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Dude could have been an all
Time great wwe worker if he just worked out . Bum. |
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#17 |
boop/bop/beep
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I find that quite pathetic. Dude, no one's asking you to look like John Cena. Just tone the fuck up and do some god damned deads, squats, bench, pullups and hit a fucking treadmill.
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#18 |
boop/bop/beep
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Gertner and myself had the same complaints about him from the beginning.
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Don't have a problem with Ohno's weight or size, but if your boss asks you to do something and you don't do it, you can't really blame anyone but yourself for that. They should sign Chris Masters to be Ohno's tag team partner and work out partner.
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Inno Knows.
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I'm amazed that the guy was married on the road to Cesaro for 4-5 years and didn't pick up on working out with him.
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#21 |
Resident drug enabler
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I'm amazed the guy constantly wrestled so many long matches on the indy scene for years and that didn't at least burn off enough calories to lose the love handles.
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I don't think it was his intent to ever be one of those guys aesthetically.
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#23 |
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#24 |
Amazon Affiliate
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the heartbreak king
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that's a damn shame. so much potential gone to waste over what should have been handled in the first place.
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#26 |
Hey Mister!
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I recall me and gertner saying he needed to work on his physique a while back and most people disagreed and said all that mattered was his work rate.
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I don't think it should matter. I'd be happy to have him on the main roster because he can work good matches and cut good promos.
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Doin' It Right
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#29 |
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But that's impossible, because I'm a troll
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#30 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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When did he go from looking like this:
![]() to this?: ![]() It looks like he just doesn't give a fuck anymore. Go back to ROH with that shit. |
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#31 |
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He looks like a slightly less crackhead version of Balls Mahoney
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#32 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Good call, Gerty. Instead of crack, he is abusing NyQuil and Ding Dongs.
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#33 |
The Will & The Whey
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Kassius "Lasagna Hero" Ohno, now filling in DTTS' Garfield-less Garfield strips.
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Googling Chris Hero also brought up some awesome pictures of Cesaro in the indies:
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#35 |
the heartbreak king
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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![]() One of these guys is on their way to the top and the other is on their way out. |
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#37 |
Hey Mister!
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Saw him live when he had that gimmick and it was amazing.
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Love Cesaro with hair.
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#39 |
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I've yet to see a Kassisus Ohno promo that is remotely good.
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#40 |
boop/bop/beep
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Noid, if they are to bring legitimacy to their product, and want their employees to represent athletes, they should look like athletes.
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