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Are you kidding me?!
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Things I noticed by watching too much WWE
You watch WWE for a while, you notice things that are way too consistent:
If there is a match with more than 3 people competing (Fatal 4 way, etc.), champion always keeps the belt. When Undertaker goes up for the title, he doesn't get it because heel champion gets another guy to interfere on his behalf. Undertaker always holds the belt in a creatively slow period (I love the guy but either give him the belt or stop jerking us around). When a feud for the IC belt heats up, gets decided in a ladder match (not a streetfight, not last man standing). Vince isn't as creative as he thinks he is. |
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During a wrestling match, a RAW, SmackDown! or any other WWE TV show goes to break when both / one of the wrestlers is on the floor, outside the ring.
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Feeling Oof-y
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Spammy Certified
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Interesting segments only happen at the top of the hour.
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Re-Branded
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I think Lillian Garcia is about a 7. Great legs and body for her age. Face can be ignored.
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#6 |
it's really real meat
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you can only pin someone by hooking the leg
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The Champ is Here!
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Unless you're an exhausted Shawn Michaels falling on your opponent after a Sweet Chin Music. |
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#8 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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... anymore. Used to be a "veteran" move, or "ensured" against a kick-out much like that "running in place" thing used to sell holding a schoolboy pin. Now, nobody pins "regular" unless they just killed the guy with a finisher + chair, or they're "exhausted" after a lenghty PPV bout.
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Doin' It Right
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Quote:
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#10 |
Resident drug enabler
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I like the idea of this topic. The things in the original post are not THAT common though.
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#11 |
Are you kidding me?!
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Champion may lose belt in elimination matches though.
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fire walk with me
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#13 |
Are you kidding me?!
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Grim Fandango
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There's been a grand total of one intercontinental title ladder match in the last five years, and that was at a TLC PPV.
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Spammy Certified
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#16 |
Doin' It Right
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#17 |
Re-Branded
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Gimmick matches have mostly lost their luster.
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MVP Mark
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There are only 2 or 3 real contenders in the large, over the top rope, matches.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Kane's turnbuckle pyro can be used as an indicator as to whether he's going to win or lose the match. If he sets off the pyro as part of his entrance, then he's going to lose. If he saves it for later, then he's going to win (or at least come out on top at the end of the segment).
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#20 |
fire walk with me
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so you are replying to yourself.....
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Quality Meme Producer
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We've gone on w/o a Tito Santana gimmick for too long, now we are getting 2 to supplement the break in time.
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Looking forward to Los Matadores. I hope they have something really cool planned that makes the universe mark out and they become the hottest tag act in wrestling.
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#23 |
RIP SABU
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[quote=scatterbrain28;4305178]You watch WWE for a while, you notice things that are way too consistent:
If there is a match with more than 3 people competing (Fatal 4 way, etc.), champion always keeps the belt. × Jack Swagger vs CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio vs Big... by SmackDown54 Jack Swagger vs CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio vs Big... by SmackDown54 When Undertaker goes up for the title, he doesn't get it because heel champion gets another guy to interfere on his behalf. × |
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#24 |
The Will & The Whey
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From 2009 onward, if there is about to be an act of man-on-woman violence, then another wrestler will run in and intervene (WWE and TNA, mostly).
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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Thanks to WWE, I learned that the bump on the back of your skull where your spine starts is the Occipital Protuberance
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