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BAY BAY
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Is the WWE Universe Dead?
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#MakeTPWWGreatAgain!
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It's the WWE Universe,,, that's the best name for it,,, calling us fans is very disrespectful,,,, why not call us supporters?
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MVP Mark
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It was growing on me.
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The constant branding of everything is a bit annoying and honestly off-putting. Some of the language the WWE forbids or enforces is just alienating and...robotic.
"They're not belts." Yes they are. "It's not wrestling." Yes it is. "We're sports entertainment." Debatable. "We make movies." Yes, but have you made a good one? "Triple H is historically one of the most significant wrestlers of the Attitude era." No he isn't. "They're Superstars." They're wrestlers. "They're Divas." They're wrestlers. "Don't say backbreaker." Okay, this is just getting ridiculous. |
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I'm surprised they didn't try to re-brand tag teams with buzzwords at some point. "Slamese Twins" or something.
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Large Marge sent me
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I'm not going to touch the Heinz Ketchup Openweight Championship. Apparently if you're told it's the biggest prize a guy can win, you just have to accept it, because it really doesn't matter, right? That's why Olympic gold got changed to blue that year.
It's also hard to come up with names when you have six World Championships in your company. |
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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King of Suplexes/Oxy
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I can only assume the "WWE Universe" was attacked and stabbed to death following a traffic incident.
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"It was a redneck after a traffic incident!" "No, it was a reprobate outside a restaurant!" "Whoa, guys! It was Rikishi with a car...for The Rock." "...Man, this game sucks." |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Let me talk to ya
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Apparently this is a response to RAW's all-time record low ratings, much like the draft was a response to the fledgling SmackDown ratings. "Making the show good" was suggested by a writer who was forcibly defenestrated, but he managed to come up with some zany character concepts for Lucha Underground on his way down.
Get ready, 100,000 people -- Larry the Lizard is coming to a television near somewhere you know in New York soon. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Noid... after all these fucking years how are you still talking.
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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Posts: 61,531
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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Hey Mister!
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The worst part about the WWE Universe branding, is that after all these years, not a single heel has run down the audience with astronomy themed insults.
Like "No wonder you're called the WWE Universe. Some of you losers are so fat, you've got your own moon!" How is that not a thing? |
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Resident drug enabler
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Gotta re-name it the WWE Fan Championship now.
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Resident drug enabler
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*Fanal
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Resident drug enabler
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*Anal
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Resident drug enabler
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WWE Anal Championship
Name doesn't matter. So it works. |
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President of Freedonia
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The titles should just be named after the industry's biggest stars.
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President of Freedonia
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Johnny Curtis Heavyweight Championship
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And now how many children are now named "Universe" as a result? Maybe the person who stabbed Jamie Noble in the traffic incident was actually a child born in 2008, infuriated to discover that he shared a name with "Miss Universe" and didn't want to be named after no woman.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, so I hope you get it.
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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I wish you were funny man.
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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You poo-poo head. |
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I'm willing to bet WWE Universe was also a NBC Universal concession
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WWE and NBC at odds?!? Could WWE be leaving USA? Hmm
Given the ratings lately...... |
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