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Help!
OK I just got back from a 2 week holiday, Didnt see or hear of any wrestling while I was away. I really need updating on whats happened over the last two weeks. anything will be appreciated, from new angles/gimmicks/feuds. to backstage rumours, peoiple being signed/released.
I would read all the threads from the past two weeks, but to be honest I can't be arsed. And feel it would be easier for me to get my head round it all if all the important stuff was condensed into this one thread and saved me about 3 hours of reading. So please Help a guy in need. Do it for the children or whatever. I Will rep the most helpful posters on this matter. I thank you ![]() The Man with The Golden Tongue |
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SmackDown!
Rey Beat Chavo Clasic for the CW Belt (rumours are that Chavo Classic is being/has been Relased for not turning up to house shows) Dudley Boys beat Rico/Haas For the Tag Titles (rumour also has it that Rico will be out with injury) At the Great American Bash there will be a Fatal 4-way for the US Belt between Cena, RVD, Booker T and Renee(sp?), But it will be an Elimination 4-Way It appears that the Undertaker has joined forces with Heyman and the Dudleys, after Heyman shook the Urn at Taker in the ring, Taker did the Bow down to the Urn deal that he used to do with Bearer (this week on SmackDown! there was a tag match between RVD & Cean V Renee & Booker, this was stoped by Taker coming into the ring-during darkness and Taker music-and destroying all for wrestlers) Luther wreslted Funaki (Because Funaki was impersonating Cena and took the piss outta Angle while Angle watched) Luther seemed ok, had a few good moves (which I'm too drunk to remember), just your average Hoss (IMO) Kenzo Suzuki Debut'd last week and wrestled Spike this week, IMO he's boring as hell. Mordecai Implyed in a Promo that Eddie G will be the guy he'll be targeting. Aparently the Divas will be hosting the Great American Bash thats all I've got for now, I'm way too drunk to type, hope this was of use, when I can see better I'll try and do RAW for ya |
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Eugene is the funniest man in pro wrestling. Michaels is still the show stopper. The HIAC was the most boring match ever. Benoit is still a God. That's about it.
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Looking at TOLG's post Smackdown is still a pile of crap. |
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Current Champions:
Womans Champion: Trish CW Champion: Rey Mysterio Intercontintal Champion: Randy Orton U.S Champion: John Cena WWE World Heaveyweight Champion: Chris Benoit WWE Champion: Eddie Guerriro Bad Blood Winners: Eugene vs Coach Winner: Eugene Trish vs Gail vs Lita vs Victoria Winner: Trish Chris Jericho vs Tyson Tomko Winner: Chris Jericho Randy Orton vs "Shelton Benjamin Winner: Randy Orton Edge and Chris Benoit vs La Restance Winners: Edge & Benoit via DQ But still World Tag Team Champions La Restance Chris Benoit vs Kane Winner: Chris Benoit HHH vs Shawn Michaels Winner: HHH Some Matchs For Great American Bash: Bull Rope Match JBL vs Eddie, WWE Championship Fatle Four Way John Cena vs Rene Dupree vs Booker T vs Rob Van Dam 2 on 1 Hadiecap Match The Dudley Boyz vs Undertaker JR: BAHGAWDOKLAMHOABOOKERTJUSTHITHURRICANWITHTHEROCKBOTTOMTHEBOOKIN!!!!!BBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBBQBB QOHMYGAWDITSCOACHSLOOBERKNOCKER!!!!!! OKLAMOHMA!!!! |
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1. WTF? 2. WHY? Undertaker/Heyman/Dudleys Ok so am I right in thinking that Taker has sided with Heyman and Heyman has turned on the Dudleys. Or is this the start of a new Ministry type thingy? |
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I supose Undertaker will be turneing heel after American Bash since on Smackdown he choke slamed RVD and Tomestoned John Cena in there tag match agaist Booker and Rene. So I supose The Dudleys will beat Taker at American Bash and after that I think Taker might side with Heyman and The Dudleyz evan if he dose lose. |
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^^
The HIAC really was the biggest waste of time EVER, I'd've rather watched Stone Cold drink beer and slap his G/F for 45 mins |
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Taker is never going to job to the Dudleyz on a PPV. After all the Deadman hype and build up it would be stupid for him to lose to the Dudleyz.
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Well they have this dumbass stipulation where Paul Bearer is in a glass crypt and if 'Taker doesn't "lay down" to The Dudleys, Heyman will fill the glass crypt with cement...thus murdering Paul Bearer. ![]() |
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Hardcore still sucks.
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Takes my pain away
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Welcome back Ferocious
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There was mass selling? When I found out how long it was, I spent most of the match playing cards. But you're right in that they didn't utilise the cage at all. I remember saying "hey look, they've got those big holes/makeshift footholds in the side of the cage, they'll be heading out and top of the cell soon enough. No such luck. I'm guessing they just use the same cell every time then.
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Thats better
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Eugene V. HHH is the main event for RAW tonight. In case anyone hasn't mentioned that to Ferocious yet. Eugene = Next World Champ (?)
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Yeah did you see what Triple H did to his back? He smashed HBK through a steel chair, for heaven's sake! That was BRUTAL!!! Did you see Triple H slingshotting HBK into the cell! That sure hurt!!! It was a miracle that HBK survived till the end!!! Heck, even JR was impressed! You all bastards who think HHH deserved to win, :foc:
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D'you know about JBL getting fired from MSNBC for popping Nazi Salutes in a show in Germany?
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Was he?
Yeah, he was. Silly John. |
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Funny, I cannot recall Trips beating HBK except the Cell match, but I still recount the confetti from the top falling as Shawn Michaels paraded his World Heavyweight Title in the Elimination chamber with the crowd popping HUGE.
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^ Well, HHH was defeated when Kurt Angle beat the Rock in the 6-way HIAC match.
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ahhh yeah, so why are they still calling HHH undefeated in HIAC matches, I guess he wasn't pinned in the 6-way
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Because Angle walked away with the title after the match and the rest went home crying.
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thats not how the WWE works, If HHH wasn't pinned he didn't lose
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Well Trips lost his nose in that match...
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WWe's default setting is 'HHH Retains'
Things will be back to normal shortly. |
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Trips with no nose
HBK with no smile the WWE Main-eventers are rife with leprosy |
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Angle with no sex drive
I guess you could say that... |
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