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Sleepy Bitch
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Lesnar (finally) signs with NFL team.
I was just watching ESPN, and on the news scroll at the bottom, it was stated that ESPN's John Clayton reports that Brock Lesnar has signed a deal with the Minnesota Vikings. I'm still trying to find more info.
I just went to reupload the dramatic readings and all the files I had archived were 0 bytes. |
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#2 |
Crows Before Hoes
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yay! He's not coming back!
*celebrates* |
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Well, he finally gets what he wants.
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He's gonna wonder why they didn't give him a Superbowl ring when the Vikings blow a late season lead to the Packers and drop out of the playoffs entirely.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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#8 |
not gayo
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I just saw this on thescore.ca also, and its a surprise to me. This still doesn't mean that Lesnar will start, so I guess we will have to wait and see. He's going to have to work hard to make the cut, so good luck to him.
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#9 |
It's Clobbering Time!
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I wasn't really that keen on him coming back. If he wasn't passionate about the business then he shouldn't be getting chances ahead of the guys that do love the business.
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#10 |
Make the IWC Great Again
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Big props to him. This is a pretty big accomplishment.
I'm all for people being happy and not needing Vince to make them money. Although ironically this is a great thing for the WWE. He wasn't happy in wrestling, now he gets to do something he likes, so good for him. I still think it would be close to a miracle for him to get a starting gig, so I still think he'll be back at some point, but obviously not anytime in the next year or so. |
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I'd mark out if, during some tackle, and manages to get the opponent on his shoulders (say because the guy tried to jump over him) and then out of instinct, gives the guy an F-5.
That'd be the funniest thing ever, though I'd settle for a spinebuster on the field. ![]() |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I wonder if he knows that every NFL team has a website...
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#14 |
...IN HD!!!!
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I wonder how Brock will react when he sees the QB stick his hands underneath the centers ass...
Lesnar: "HOMOS!" *F-5* *gets tossed out of the game* |
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Shocker
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Anybody know how long the contract is for?
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#17 |
You're Fired
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Fanball.com says that he'll probably land on the practice team due to his lack of experience. Minnesota isn't a bad team so I'm sure they wouldn't put Brock in unless it was really necessary.
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feel the madness
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Darth Teedious
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Fu>ck football, that sh>it's all fake anyways.
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#BUCTOBER
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I think I saw that he's gonna be making league minimum ($230K or so).
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I hope to god he has some gay teamates...
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my other rides your mom
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Im glad im not a vikings fans.
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not gayo
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to bad dafins lost there running back ricky is an a-hole
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RAPTURE READY.
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I don't watch football. This might make me watch just to see how he does.
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#26 |
The Next Great One н²
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I will laugh if he starts doing wrestling moves instead of tackles
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RAPTURE READY.
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F5 on the referee
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Inno Knows.
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Dude, I wish Brock was a Giant
Him and Shockey, just imagine the homo bashing then it would put JBL to shame |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Actually, i think he will be used only for tackling drills.
![]() Anyway, I agree with Gonzo. But how in the hell are you going to sign a guy who can't even grasp basic football concepts to a good NFL team? ![]() ![]() |
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#30 |
...IN HD!!!!
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I wonder how Lesnar will react to the stereotypical "intiations."
I want to see Chris Hovan put some gay porn in Lesnar's locker and see what happens. |
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#31 |
...IN HD!!!!
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That Dolphin represents Ricky Williams running away from Miami.
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#32 |
The Next Great One н²
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Oh my
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