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Old 08-16-2004, 02:35 AM   #1
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How to continue the Kane/Matt Hardy/ Lita feud (spoiler)
I think what they should do is have the wedding tonight on Raw. While doing the vows, the minister could be like

Minister: Kane do you take Lita to be your wife

K: I do!


M: Do you Lita,


*OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH comes up on the screen and out comes Matt*

Ma: Lita, you don't have to do this.

L: The contract is written. I cannot get out of it or I am fired.

M: Do you Lita, take Kane to be your husband

*Lita gets a devilish look on her face*

L: I do!

*With that she low blows Matt and her and Kane just destroy Matt Hardy, injuring his knee and letting him get out of action to get surgery on his knee.



What do you guys think?

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Old 08-16-2004, 02:37 AM   #2
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I was hoping for Lita to have turned heel tonight, but she didn't do it. This seems like an okay way to turn her, although she will probably botch like crazy anyways
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:44 AM   #3
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Mark my words, she botch low blow by prolly kicking him in the knee and in the process probably tear his ACL.
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:09 AM   #4
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Lita won't be a good heel.

She needs to stay face.
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Old 08-16-2004, 01:39 PM   #5
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Lita won't be a good heel.

She needs to stay face.
Agreed. I don't think she has the talent to get over without the obligatory face pops she gets for dancing like a spychotic crackwhore...
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:21 AM   #6
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She'll probably fuck up and end up marrying Sylvan Grenier.
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:42 AM   #7
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Kane will put her in charge of the planning, she'll botch it, and get everything set up for a nice bar-mitzva.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:40 PM   #8
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I wonder if it'll be like the HHH/Steph bit when they renewed their vows, and Lita comes out to her music...

Ya know, "How Will Lita Botch Marrying Kane" would be a good topic for Wrestling Scenes From A Hat.
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Old 08-16-2004, 01:44 PM   #9
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I wonder if it'll be like the HHH/Steph bit when they renewed their vows, and Lita comes out to her music...

Ya know, "How Will Lita Botch Marrying Kane" would be a good topic for Wrestling Scenes From A Hat.
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:04 PM   #10
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I know 99% it probably won't happen this way but I think it'd be funny if Kane and Lita went through with the wedding...but as Kane is trying to walk Lita backstage, he is stopped and gets the tombstone from UT, and then Matt would run out and ask Lita if she's alright, and she would say, I'm fine, and pretend to want to be with Matt, but then she would smack him in the face and her anger would start being directed at all of the divas on RAW from then on.

Just a wacky thought I had that I had to spell out.
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Old 08-16-2004, 04:00 AM   #11
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Minister: "Do you, Kane, take this woman, Lita, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Kane: "I doooooooo take Lita..."

Minister: "And Lita, do you take Kane to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Lita: "I do... I mean, shit, I don't!"

(Backstage...)

Vince McMahon: "Well, that bitch is fired."
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Old 08-19-2004, 03:42 AM   #12
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Minister: "Do you, Kane, take this woman, Lita, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Kane: "I doooooooo take Lita..."

Minister: "And Lita, do you take Kane to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Lita: "I do... I mean, shit, I don't!"

(Backstage...)

Vince McMahon: "Well, that bitch is fired." I'd fire that bitch in a minute if every adolescent male (and half the females) in the country didn't cream their pants at the sight of her. *sees Matt Hardy* I'll just fire him instead.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:07 PM   #13
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She wil turn heel and marry Kane and say she did it because Matt wasn't prepared to support her with Kane's baby.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:53 PM   #14
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K: Liiiiita all you need to do is walk down to the ring.

*Lita botches an orders a pizza*
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:39 PM   #15
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Hey, if they have a wedding segment tonight, imagine the capioning possibilities!
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Old 08-16-2004, 04:26 PM   #16
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Hey, if they have a wedding segment tonight, imagine the capioning possibilities!

Oh man, Naitch will have a field day.
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:59 PM   #17
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Minister: Kane,do you take this woman..etc etc?

Kane: I doooooooo...take Liiiiitaaaaa!

Minister: Um..and Lita,do you take Kane to do the stuff I just told him?

Lita: Strawberry and Reese Pieces!

Bischoff: (takes off minister mask) Ooh screw this, where are those 3 minutes guys when you need them?!
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:16 PM   #18
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The fact that people put thought into this...
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Old 08-19-2004, 07:42 AM   #19
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The fact that people put thought into this...
At least somone has...

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Old 08-18-2004, 04:39 PM   #20
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Even though it will probably happen, I just can't really see Lita as a heel. Plus the fact that she is probably the top womens face on RAW. We got Victoria, Stacy, and Nidia, but Lita is the only one involved in a major storyline.
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